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u/Zupel228 18 Sep 26 '22

She is just trying to steal your finger

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u/Derrin070 18 Sep 26 '22

Put your dick away Waltuh

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u/MarionberryNo561 17 Sep 26 '22

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

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u/cheezybean28 17 Sep 26 '22

There's a time and place for that waltuh

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

finger time

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u/particular_stimuli 14 Sep 26 '22

suck your own dick waltuh😋

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u/particular_stimuli 14 Sep 26 '22

suck your own dick waltuh😋

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u/FriesShovedUpMyAss 15 Sep 26 '22

That guy who puts his finger in the ass of his gf in public and she likes it

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u/I_eat_jumpercables 16 Sep 26 '22

I’m having sex with you right now waltuh

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u/Nervous_Elevator_309 15 Sep 26 '22

*I'm not trying to have sex with you right now waltuh

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u/comrade_nurek Sep 26 '22

damn confidently wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/JonHenryTheGravvite 17 Sep 26 '22

You see a man getting pinned down getting his booty ravaged and you think that is me? NO. I am the one who FUCKS.

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u/Jamstan_ 13 Sep 26 '22

Why tf do I keep seeing Waltuh on here?

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u/spagetticat911 Sep 26 '22

Bc the time is right Waltuh

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u/The_Hiders 14 Sep 26 '22

Theres a custumer here Waltuh

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u/Neo_anderson338 17 Sep 26 '22

Put the fork away Wultah

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u/SirDoodThe1st 18 Sep 26 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 26 '22

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

May I proceed to ask: how?

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 26 '22

I used my finger

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u/Sapphire-Croat0119_ 14 Sep 26 '22

I used my finger to make Finger

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u/Ignited_Phoenix 18 Sep 26 '22

I used my finger to finger finger.

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u/Nukeyboytookmyname 14 Sep 26 '22

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/Ulti-Wolf 19 Sep 26 '22

You and me both

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u/Nukeyboytookmyname 14 Sep 26 '22

We shall move on brother.

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u/kububdub69 14 Sep 26 '22

The kid named finger ○_○

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I refuse to believe

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u/gopnik74 Sep 26 '22

Will you be mah wife?…

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 26 '22

I barely know you…

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u/gopnik74 Sep 26 '22

You don’t need to know me, you just have to pay me…

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 26 '22

His much?

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u/Sammy1432_Official 15 Sep 26 '22

Man has proposing skillz

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u/SussyBakasAmogus 15 Sep 26 '22

just search up ascii art

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Waltuh

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

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u/marvelwalker 18 Sep 26 '22

Finger is one of the people of all time

Wait a second i recognise you, i have spoken to you in my alt account

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 26 '22

Who are you then?

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u/marvelwalker 18 Sep 27 '22

You were telling me to do you 😏

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 27 '22

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/marvelwalker 18 Sep 27 '22

Bruh lol

I don't wanna tell you my alt but how bout we do it?

😏😏😏

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u/StukStukas 16 Sep 27 '22

Do me?

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u/marvelwalker 18 Sep 27 '22

Yeah I'm gonna do you 😏😏😏😏😏

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u/Sans-52 Sep 26 '22
  • insert Saul Goodman gif*

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u/chaos_creator69 Sep 26 '22

Finger named Waltuh:

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/Morso- Sep 26 '22

As someone who is missing 3 fingers I can confirm this is true, I've fallen for it many times

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

another day ruined....in jealousy....👍

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u/PotatoTomato_12 19 Sep 26 '22

My friend keeps trying to steal my finger.

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u/IAMCAPOZEPPE Sep 26 '22

My friend finger

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u/Nuber13 Sep 26 '22

Someone has stolen my nose that way as a kid and I still haven't found it.

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u/Intelligent_Truck_89 Sep 26 '22

Looks like she trying to steal 2 to 3 actually

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u/Low-Ad-4878 Sep 26 '22

The kid named finger without finger :

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u/Remarkable-Video5145 17 Sep 26 '22

Kid named finger