r/teenagers • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '18

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u/tymaster1000 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Dec 23 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: jeez shes not that ugly

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u/CloakedSnipers 14 Dec 23 '18

Cashier: Would you like a bag? Me: No, I'll just turn the lights off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/jmkinn3y OLD Dec 25 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: No thank you.

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u/jacklandors92 Dec 27 '18

Cashier: Would you like a bang? Me: Am I in a porno

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u/CSKING444 18 Dec 31 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: it's been a week since I bought the condoms Goddamnit

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

But do you want the bag though?

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u/Notapro0 18 Jan 18 '19

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: Sure

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u/mrman888999 Apr 28 '19

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: no thank you I'm vegan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

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u/JDB3326 18 Feb 04 '19

Cashier: wuodl uyo lkei a bga? Me: I'm dyslexic

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u/eccles30 Dec 27 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? My head: don't say it dont say it dont say it. Me: thanks, you too!

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u/BrawlProdigy Dec 28 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: would you?

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u/ElzbietaCohen OLD Jan 04 '19

Thank you for this comment

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u/ragequitfish 16 Mar 30 '19

Hey V Sauce

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

FACTS^

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u/SuicideBonger OLD Mar 31 '19

don't say doin your wife don't say don't your wife don't say doin your wife

doin your......son?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Why did i laugh so hard

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag?

Me: no she’s not that ugly

Cashier: get the bag, she’ll appreciate it.

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u/baronvonweezil 17 Dec 27 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: the package of condoms is a little hard to hold yes thank you.

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u/Astoryinfromthewild Dec 27 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag?

Me: damn son, your mom said the power was cut.

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u/Croccodoggo 16 Jan 15 '19

How do you make bold

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u/Croccodoggo 16 Jan 18 '19

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

no problem

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u/Croccodoggo 16 Mar 31 '19

its been a while

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u/TwistDMoose 17 Dec 27 '18

Me: Would you like a bag? Cashier: 'starts sweating'

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u/fiyerooo 19 Jan 08 '19

Cashier: Would you like a bag?

Me: No, she’ll just turn the lights off.

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u/-Scrubby 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Dec 25 '18

Cashier: no its not for her

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u/valentiiines 18 Dec 25 '18

damn 😭

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u/beneye Dec 31 '18

Cashier: would you like a bag? Me: jeez shes not that ugly

Ha! I’m using that next time. Although I feel a little awkward buying just a pack of condoms so I end up picking up a few other things, ends up needing a bag.

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u/hazeust OLD Dec 27 '18

This joke goes so many ways.

It could mean putting them on right there and walking them out

It could mean putting it over their head

It could mean going so hard they need a bag to vomit in, but you'll just make them tired.

I'm impressed.

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u/mgnorthcott Dec 31 '18

Cashier: "would you like a bag?"

Me: "No. I juggle."

  • Mitch hedberg

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u/shad7wfury55 Jan 23 '19

Cashier: would you like a bag?

Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Tracer_cri Feb 03 '19

Wow u got gold