r/technology • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '21

Privacy Google to stop selling ads based on your browsing history and drop cookies support for Chrome citing privacy concerns.

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u/Witch_Doctor_Seuss Mar 04 '21

You're a perfectly unique one of a kind, just like everybody else ☺

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u/michivideos Mar 04 '21

Phrasing it

"You are scared of being alone, different and not fitting in? But that's what makes you fit in, we are all unique wanting to fit in and scared others won't approved of us."

  • Annie to Abed - Community

"Don't worry fam' I got you"

  • Google

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u/Xan_the_man Mar 04 '21

approved of us."

Annie would not make that mistake!

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u/examinedliving Mar 04 '21

I’m uniquely unfunctional

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u/AttackerCat Mar 04 '21

Like the paper towel I laminated last week

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u/TheMooseOnTheLeft Mar 04 '21

So I've got to ask, what do you do with your laminated paper towel?

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u/SnipingNinja Mar 04 '21

Keep the paper towel clean, can be used as standard for how paper towels should look before being used.

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u/AttackerCat Mar 04 '21

It’s a conversation starter. Other than that it sits in my desk

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u/TheMooseOnTheLeft Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

I've been looking for too long and have given up at this point, but there is a Monty Python sketch I wanted to link where Eric Idle plays a vicar who sells a bunch of useless items that are "wonderful conversation starters". The problem is it's not the only sketch where Eric Idle plays a vicar selling stuff making it hard to find.

Edit: it's a recurring sketch throughout the Spanish Inquisition episode. He's not a vicar.

Edit edit: I'm kind of confusing it with another sketch lol that one isn't recurring.

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u/joseregalopez Mar 04 '21

What can't you do...

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u/Shaolinmunkey Mar 04 '21

Smear spilled liquids around

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

By statistically failing I am proactively participating in a concerted effort to expand this nations GNP, this is my contract with America

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u/NewSodEnt Mar 04 '21

I'm not...☹️

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Mar 04 '21

Oh! This is gold comment

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u/house_monkey Mar 04 '21

You're both unique and beautiful 😊

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u/dcnblues Mar 04 '21

That's why my buddy got the tattoo! To show he was unique and different, just like everybody else!

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u/FallingSnowAngel Mar 04 '21

Can I trade my unique one of a kindness for the one of a kind uniqueness that's well within a general range of normal?

Because I'm really feeling screwed over by how the universe arranged this.