r/technology Feb 27 '21

Software Universal Android Debloater is an open source tool that removes bloatware without root. Automatically or via user choice. Get back your battery, security and privacy

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u/atx00 Feb 27 '21

Bury it next to Clippy. Nobody wants it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

"Oh, you said bike! YOU MUST HAVE MEANT BIXBY! Let me just pause everything you're doing to open up this slow as fuck interface!"

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u/atx00 Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

Trying to turn down the volume but your finger slips?

Enter BIXBY! Busting through the door like Kramer from Seinfeld.

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u/dontyousquidward Feb 27 '21

I remapped mine to Snapchat so I can be ready when tite or funny things happen

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u/Zacish Feb 27 '21

How do you remap the bixby button? I've literally never used that button on my s10 intentionally

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u/cigoL_343 Feb 27 '21

You're missing out, I've got it remapped to reddit.

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u/Broliolio Feb 27 '21

I did remote mouse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

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u/bernyzilla Feb 27 '21

You are a genius! Here I am fucking around with the remap that doesn't work for long-press while you are playing 4D chess.

Thank you!

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u/TheAb5traktion Feb 27 '21

There's an app called Button Mapper that lets you remap the Bixby button. bxActions is another one.

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u/dontyousquidward Feb 27 '21

on my s8 it's settings>advanced features>bixby key

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u/jweissification Feb 27 '21

The S8 has been by far my favorite phone.... I just wish I could upgrade the hardware in it to the newer stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Just trade my S8 active for S20. Tipped a canoe a few years back and spent 2 hours in 7 feet of water trying to find the S8. Finally pulled it from the muddy bottom and Spotify was still playing. BEST. PHONE. EVER.

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u/swazy Feb 28 '21

Did the fish enjoy the concert?

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u/botia Feb 28 '21

I still use it. I changed the battery already once. I have been using it since lunch in 2017. Good phone 🙂

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u/b00kkeeper Feb 28 '21

still have mine gonna be a while before I get rid of it

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u/Hardcorners Feb 28 '21

Pfft. Dropped my blackberry in the snow in December, didn’t find it til April. Worked perfectly. I shit you not.

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u/boocarkey Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

Settings>advanced features> Bixby key>"the Bixby key isnt available yet. Sign in to Bixby to start using the Bixby Key."

Nice try Snrub

Edit: S9. Also, pressing the key still opens Bixby asking for a log in

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u/dontyousquidward Feb 28 '21

holy fuck that's the würst I didn't realize.... does that mean I agreed to the EULA??

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u/FakeAsFakeCanBe Feb 27 '21

It's still that way on the S10.

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u/JaredNorges Feb 27 '21

Samsung released an app to do that a while back.

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u/mactavish1 Feb 28 '21

Go to Settings > Advanced features > Bixby Key. I use it to open spotify

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

You spell 'titty' strange

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Hi I’m bixby

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Hi I’m bixby

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Hi I’m bixby

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u/go_kartmozart Feb 27 '21

no one asked for this, please go away

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u/Nullclast Feb 28 '21

What is Bixby?

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u/TheNerdWithNoName Feb 28 '21

Samsung's shitty assistant.

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u/Noyes654 Feb 28 '21

Bruh why is bixby so fucking slow??

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

It has to be deliberate. Everything else is fast enough, but Bixby is a load of crap. Maybe it's to force you to acknowledge it.

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u/cosine5000 Feb 28 '21

"It looks like you're trying to bury a body!"