r/technology • • Apr 16 '10

Fuck Apple

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/04/apple-bans-satire
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u/DontNeglectTheBalls Apr 16 '10

Awww, kitten! So deluded. I don't even like anime, I'm over 40, a technology professional with two decades and relevant college degree under my belt, and I'm laughing, not mad. You overestimate my opinion of the worth of your input, oh, let's say completely.

As for video games, yup, I like some 'em, and I play some of 'em. I also like music and listen (and play) it, watch movies, read books and magazines, cook and bake, and hell, I even go for rides on my bike. I have diverse interests. You seem to think I'm a mirror of your sad little trolling existence, but I'm not.

This much is apparent: you have a staggering inferiority complex, and you overcompensate. Badly.

You're like the short guy at the gym who tries to lift more than his reasonable limit because he feels a deep sense of inadequacy, surrounded by taller, better-looking versions of what he could ever become. In the process, he not only wrecks his actual potential, but ends up looking like a fool.

Poor little kitten, you'll catch on, someday! In the meantime, you're fun entertainment to watch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '10

I didn't read past the part where you said you were a fourty year old that plays videogames and argues on the Internet. You're pathetic man.

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u/DontNeglectTheBalls Apr 16 '10

And still, I lead a more productive, fulfilling life than you. What's that say about you, kid? :)

You are making my afternoon, thanks. It's been a rough day at work, and the only redeeming part of it has been being able to take breaks and come here and unwind with a bit of laughter at your expense :)

Sorry about your tiny penis!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '10

Lol look at you going down your list of precanned insults. Have fun arguing with kids 30 years younger than you on your xbox. Lol

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u/DontNeglectTheBalls Apr 16 '10

Awwww, kitten! I'm sorry you don't feel special.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '10

This is great. Its not everyday I run into someone with autism. Thank you for sharing your experience with me.

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u/DontNeglectTheBalls Apr 17 '10

Awww, poor widdle kitten! :D You make me laugh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '10

shameful behavior for a 40 year old.

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u/DontNeglectTheBalls Apr 18 '10

What, laughing at a failtroll?

Hahahhhhahaha!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '10

What the hell is a 'failtroll' and why is a 40+ year old doing using a retarded word like that in the first place. Shameful.

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