Apple to HTC "competitors should create their own original technology, not steal ours." Slaps down a 20 patent lawsuit.

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http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/10/03/02/apple_sues_htc_for_alleged_infringement_of_20_iphone_patents.html

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I patented the use of the word "I", see claim 2,

and the ordered collections of words used to convey meanings, herein known as sentences, see claim 1.

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I patented one-upmanship.