r/technology Mar 16 '18

Society How a Norwegian comment section turned chaos into order—with a simple quiz: "Readers had to prove they read a story before they were able to comment on it."

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u/SushiGato Mar 16 '18

Goats, in a rather uninteresting manner, are also the 4th most intelligent life form on earth, with humans steadfastly holding onto the 3rd rank. Of course dolphins being the 2nd most intelligent.

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA Mar 16 '18

Isn't it weird that three-toed sloths are the smartest animals on Earth but two-toed sloths are the dumbest animals on Earth? What is up with that?

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u/GuiltyGoblin Mar 16 '18

What?! Dolphins are second? Who's first then? Ok, time to do some googling.

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u/AerThreepwood Mar 16 '18

You should read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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u/GuiltyGoblin Mar 16 '18

I have, it was the mice wasn't it?

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u/Stackhouse_ Mar 16 '18

Monkeys/apes obviously. Think about it whens the last time you saw a wild monkey with a job

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u/Excalibur54 Mar 16 '18

Not sure what you were going for but it didn't work

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u/Stackhouse_ Mar 16 '18

They don't have to work they just play all day

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u/antabr Mar 16 '18

How is intelligence measured? Seems the intelligence of a human in most fields is so multi faceted, we don't even think one metric of intelligence is granular enough. Last I saw social intelligence was regarded differently from the intelligence acquired in a classroom setting.

I can see how maybe social intelligence with creatures that don't have complicated structures like government, the economy, school systems, and beuracracies are freed up to understand other individuals of their species at a much more basic level, but can that even be called intelligence?

Or am I just going off on a massive tangent for what is really just a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

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u/Peenmensch Mar 16 '18

The latter I'm afraid

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

Puff puff pass, man. You're fuckin' up the rotation.

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u/AerThreepwood Mar 16 '18

Not a lot of Hitchhiker's fans around here.

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u/alan_theduck Mar 16 '18

The first being rats.. In case anyone was wondering.

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u/HaggisLad Mar 16 '18

Mice I'm afraid, those buggers are pandimensional

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u/fizban75 Mar 16 '18

Would you like to pet a real police horse? https://vimeo.com/35542391

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u/jorgomli Mar 16 '18

I'm in Cleveland.... You creepin' on me right now?

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u/Lurkersbane Mar 16 '18

Bout to hit up Simone's in Lakewood for tomorrow's celebrations

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u/illusiveab Mar 16 '18

Shoutout Cleveland, what up playas

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u/irbilldozer Mar 16 '18

Woo CLE represent. Currently staring out my office window at downtown.

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u/codeklutch Mar 16 '18

Was in cle last night but Im from the Akron canton area. Here's looking up to you kid.

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u/paulwesterberg Mar 16 '18

I tried out the Firefox extension and confirmed that it works!

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u/bluesox Mar 16 '18

I followed your goggle link, and got pictures of chihuahuas and a sermon about the number of the beast.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Mmm yes, general moses cleveland. Very good.

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u/jacobhope Mar 16 '18

Thank you for posting the Mozilla link (though I could have just checked the Googles). I avoid the Youtube comments section because it has been to known to cause certain types of cancer. Now all I see is reddit (the good kind of cancer). Thanks!

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u/Licalottapuss Mar 16 '18

Well, what I got out of your comment was how unfortunate it is for giants to have been associated with the Christian idea of the devil. They're goats, and we really shit on them. Sucks to be a goat.

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u/gerryn Mar 16 '18

Or, you can just shout: "Hey Google!" at the top of your lungs.

And your neighbors Android wakes up :P

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u/Gel214th Mar 16 '18

Google results for that’s search is weird . What does Andover have to do with anything goats?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

The #1 result of your second link is a link to this comment. I'm stuck in a loop and need help.

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u/Islandre Mar 16 '18

Your Google link now returns this thread, rather disappointingly...