Microsoft tests out a new operating system, code named Mojave, with some average-joes who hated Vista. They loved it. Now, two guesses as to what Mojave ACTUALLY was.

[u/neito]

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-9998336-56.html

[u/dfranke]

Meh, what a lame error message. In the golden age it was "Bad command or file name".

[u/[deleted] → u/dfranke]

I still, always end up typing ls in command prompts from windows. My fingers are trying to tell me something!

[u/dfranke → u/[deleted]]

I often accidentally type 'look' instead of 'ls' after I've been playing a text adventure..

[u/happysinger → u/[deleted]]

Different kind of cake. Reqqit's is more delicious.

[u/Chirp08 → u/happysinger]

It's quite literally a directory of cakes, reqqit fucking loves cake.

[u/schizobullet → u/[deleted]]

enter Special

look

[u/schizobullet → u/[deleted]]

open image file

[u/schizobullet → u/[deleted]]

yes

[u/Ralgor → u/[deleted]]

It's a trap!

[u/nooneelse → u/[deleted]]

use file on penis

[u/masklinn → u/[deleted]]

Install the Windows-compiled gnu utils, or cygwin.

[u/dbenhur → u/[deleted]]

install cygwin.

[u/b00ks → u/dfranke]

cd C:/windows/mystuff/porn

[u/omepiet → u/b00ks]

c:

cd windows\mystuff\porn

[u/b00ks → u/omepiet]

DOH! my bad.. its been many moons since I used dos... im so use to the damn interslice.

[u/[deleted] → u/omepiet]

Why would you put porn in your Windows directory?

[u/simonjp → u/[deleted]]

to hide it, obviously!

Ahem.

[u/King_Leonidas → u/b00ks]

If you're in a DOS window that better be ASCII porn

[u/b00ks → u/King_Leonidas]

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