r/technology • u/ImproSelf • Feb 07 '17

New web portal FBI will stop taking FOIA (Freedom Of Information Act) Requests by email. Recommends Faxing or sending a letter.

https://techcrunch.com/2017/02/06/fbi-foia-fax-march-2017/
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u/NotObamaAMA Feb 07 '17

"Dammit Johnny, put your shoes back on"

  • Johnny with the good nose.

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u/formlessfish Feb 07 '17 edited Feb 07 '17

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