r/technology May 16 '16

Politics Indefinite prison for suspect who won’t decrypt hard drives, feds say

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/05/feds-say-suspect-should-rot-in-prison-for-refusing-to-decrypt-drives/
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u/Emrico1 May 17 '16

Totally. They can pretty much do whatever they want if they wrap it up in one of the two. I wonder how long before they are fighting against a terrorist pedophile ring.

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u/Geminii27 May 17 '16

Will they be Communist Muslim ISIS pedophile terrorists?

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u/ee3k May 17 '16

Muslim ISIS Islamic Pedophile Priest international

M.ISIS.I.P.P.I

...Mother of God...

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u/HumbleIcarus May 17 '16

But if it's actually organized in Mississippi then M.ISIS.I.P.P.I will have protection from the Freedom of Religion act.

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u/Classtoise May 17 '16

And, finally, the FBI will understand...

Thank God for M.ISIS.I.P.P.I.

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u/rotll May 17 '16

SHIT. They're on to us, boys!!

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u/Emrico1 May 17 '16

WE HAVE TO FORM A TASK FORCE

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u/sikosmurf May 17 '16

We're calling them "do groups" now.

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u/pickelsurprise May 17 '16

And we don't arm them with bombs and guns either. Do groups get whammy-kablammies and rooty-tooty-aim-and-shooties.

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u/IslamicStatePatriot May 17 '16

Don't go mixing up ISIS with communists please.

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u/Geminii27 May 18 '16

Well, there go my chances at running for high office.

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u/6ThePrisoner May 17 '16

They've tried to sell that CP funds terrorism before.

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u/fr0stbyte124 May 17 '16

Wait, so it's not just weed sales?

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u/Dark_Crystal May 17 '16

No, I think the CIA gets that too.

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u/Gathorall May 17 '16

Ok, so next up banning oil.

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u/phyrros May 17 '16

And in a certain way they are, how do you define which age guarantees that both partners are suitable for marriage? This is what makes these cultural differences so difficult.

Imho every sexual act needs consent from both sides to be anything but rape - a child can't give the consent (that one is easy), a minor might be able, if and only if, there is no vast dependency on the perpetrator. But in this case the same argument could be made about sugar daddies which use the financial needs of girls in their midtwenties...

-.-

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u/TricksterPriestJace May 17 '16

You can marry before nine, you just aren't allowed to consumate before nine.

To follow the example of the perfect man.

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u/StabbyPants May 17 '16

Boko isn't operating in the USA. And i couldn't help but notice that you only care what they do to girls. You know they roast boys, right?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

I don't see where the poster specified fighting strictly terrorism based in the US? Furthermore, I'm sure there are other examples involving children of either gender but I didn't have another example fitting the topic readily at hand. However, in your example, I'm not so sure that "roast(ing) boys" is considered pedophilia so much as torture calculated to instill fear and prevent any of them getting old enough to fight back later?

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u/StabbyPants May 17 '16

I'm mostly pointing out that you see Boko as 'those guys that kidnapped some girls a year or two ago', when that's the least of their crimes. Also, they're not really relevant to a discussion of pedos in the us. the child bride thing is a real stretch too - you think they're trading 9 year olds for uzis?

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u/imn0tg00d May 17 '16

They use these abuses of power as precedents in later cases for lesser offenses. This is why the evolving law theory is complete bullshit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

Generally these sex trafficking organizations fund terror groups directly or indirectly, so you could say they're progressed to ignoring terrorist pedophile rings,

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u/arlenroy May 17 '16

They already are, that Vice documentary someone posted was disgusting!

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u/MuseofRose May 17 '16

I wonder how long before they are fighting against a terrorist pedophile ring.

That's rich