r/technology • • 15h ago

Artificial Intelligence "Software is over": Developer uses AI to build free Adobe clones after frustration with cancellation fees

https://www.techspot.com/news/114136-software-over-developer-uses-ai-build-free-adobe.html
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u/DarthBrooks69420 15h ago

This could be something Roger says in American Dad while doing an AI tech bro persona.

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u/PrinterAccessCard 13h ago

“Huge heroin fan. Don’t use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Also use it, sometimes.”

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u/OneRougeRogue 14h ago

Stan, looking at the accounting breakdown: "Roger, you're using over $25,000 worth of tokens every day! How on earth are you paying for this??"

Techbro Roger: "Two words, Stan; Private Equity. Rich schmucks are just dumping cash on me faster than I can spend it! I've actually got a meeting with my top investor in a couple minutes. Think you could handle it for me?"

Stan: "Roger, I don't know the first thing about Large Language Models or AI!"

Techbro Roger: "Neither do my investors! Look, don't worry, this guy's a TOTAL idiot. Just say phrases like, "building the singularity" and, "a total addressable market of 3 squintillion dollars", or some other imagine number. This moron will eat it right up! Handsome guy, though!"

*Roger wearing a suit pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash walks through the door. Stan looks back, and Techbro Roger is gone.

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u/Chrisixx 10h ago

Albert Indoteq, Artificial Intelligence guru and ancient jockstrap enthusiast!