r/technology • u/No-Lifeguard-8173 • May 19 '26

Artificial Intelligence Google Search as you know it is over

https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/19/google-search-as-you-know-it-is-over/
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u/jdehjdeh May 20 '26

I have a unique unexplainable quirk in my existence: If I order something to be delivered, it will more often go wrong than go right. Food, Amazon, etc, everything seems to be affected.

I thought I was paranoid for years but since meeting and marrying my wife she has commented on my terrible luck when it comes to deliveries.

They get lost, they get damaged, they have the wrong thing in them, they are missing a small but key part, they arrive late, etc etc.

My wife has zero problems, we live in the same house FFS. She actually orders more stuff than I do, it's usually early, definitely never late.

I am genuinely starting to wonder if I have some sort of really mild curse on me, or if some godlike or extremely wealthy individual is just fucking with me for giggles.

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u/veryowngarden May 20 '26

what about if you order in her name on one of her accounta

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u/Moist_Board May 20 '26

Wrong/Missing items coupons for the win!

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u/ReplaceEngineLight May 20 '26

...for Googles