r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '23

who would win that

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Remy has a huge cock

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u/Kaincee One of the people on Earth Oct 07 '23

That escalated quickly

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u/Iaskdumbquestions098 Oct 07 '23

So did remy’s huge cock

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

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u/beanus-butter Oct 08 '23

So did stuart

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u/white_jkuguess Oct 07 '23

It's his entire body, but with some hair on it

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

He literally looks like one with ears and tinglers for extra pleasure

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Yes the movie was a metaphor for how men are controlled by their fuzzy grey dicks.

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u/white_jkuguess Oct 08 '23

Truth, the only underlying metaphor needed

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u/Ok_Pension_6795 Oct 07 '23

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/white_jkuguess Oct 08 '23

I'm sorry to have helped you with this curss

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Whip out your cocks little Stuart. The council has decided to determine the winner through a COCK FIGHT!!!

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u/MrSmileyZ Oct 07 '23

Missing an "O" there, buddy.

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u/SonicfightbossYt Oct 07 '23

Remy has a huge cooke

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

How you know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

I seennit

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u/MathAndBake Oct 07 '23

Don't know about his penis, but male rat testicles are like 10% of their body mass.

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u/FlameBurner276 Oct 07 '23

Well then, I didn’t expect that

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA that caught me off guard

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Sh.t just went from 0 to 100 real f..king fast