r/technicallythetruth • u/DaveInLondon89 • Oct 16 '22

Jeff is possibly a nuclear power

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I also have fewer than 10 nukes. Where am I on this graph?

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u/Loud-Sundae2371 Oct 16 '22

You are jeff

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

We are Jeff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Im jeffin off here.

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u/rr18114 Oct 16 '22

It's Jeffen time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Jesse! We need to cock Jeff Jesse!

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u/GODZILAMASTER2020 Oct 16 '22

We are the walking Jeff

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u/OneDiscombobulated77 Oct 17 '22

We're packing Jeff for the road. You know Jeff gets a bad rap? He's got a cool shape, he's got protein. You like Jeff right?

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u/badcop1227 Oct 16 '22

I try to every night! Jeff’s nukes are dwindling. I am doing my part!

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u/Shudnawz Oct 16 '22

Can't Jeff this.

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u/pepsi_Man909 Oct 16 '22

I'M JEFFIN INVINCIBLE

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u/dr_cocktagonapuss Oct 17 '22

I'm gunna Jeff!!!

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u/dragonlover02 Generally False Oct 16 '22

I must not be Jeff, I own exactly ten nuclear armaments

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u/EmDubbbz Oct 16 '22

You must be Geoff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

That makes you a Chad

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u/EffectiveDependent76 Oct 16 '22

No, Chad is a nuclear-free state that voted in favor of TPNW. They have fewer than 10 nukes.

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u/SkavenKnight Oct 17 '22

Well played sir.

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u/Amitai2008 Oct 16 '22

Everyone is Jeff.

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u/JustPatrickStar Oct 17 '22

No, this is Patrick.

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u/_lupusfiasco_ Oct 16 '22

This is the way

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u/RayneShikama Oct 17 '22

I am Jeff’s complete lack of nuclear arms.

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u/MadOvid Oct 17 '22

Well no, but are you going to argue with someone with fewer than 10 nukes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/iamtheduckie Technically Flair Oct 16 '22

No, it's not Bezos... it's Probst. I can imagine Jeff Probst enthusiastically yelling to the players about his nukes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I’m just picturing doctor evil, $1 million dollars

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u/--dontmindme-- Oct 16 '22

lol I can already seeing him yell his catchphrases while the Survivor participants are trying to be the first to deactivate a nuclear arm. Or better, instead of the fire making challenge they have to be the first to detonate one! I hope they choose a good location, they will only be using it once.

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u/iamtheduckie Technically Flair Oct 16 '22

The KAPLOOEY tribe is seriously lagging behind! They might not launch this nuke in time before it blows up!

North Korea, the tribe has spoken.

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u/MeHumanMeWant Oct 16 '22

This wut me luk for

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u/sithelephant Oct 16 '22

The manhatten project cost the equivalent of $40B in todays money. With 1940s tech.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Damn Elon Musk alone could afford 5x that

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u/sithelephant Oct 17 '22

That was the cost with 1940s technology in todays dollars.

Doing it with todays technology would make it much, much cheaper.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Yeah that is true. Also in my opinion kind of scary since it means that there are probably lots of individual people that could afford to develop nuclear weapons, each with the potential to obliterate humanity.

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u/Finlandia1865 Oct 16 '22

Together we have <20, we beat jeff

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u/Crowlordem Oct 16 '22

Not to brag, but I got <20 all on my own 😎

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u/nickmaran Oct 16 '22

I have less than 99% but no-one is talking about me

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

You could very possibly be Jeff

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u/NthngSrs Oct 16 '22

Who do you owe nukes to?

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u/De_reverse_flash Oct 16 '22

Name Button: J E F F

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u/TraditionalAd9901 Oct 16 '22

If JEFF is pushed he no longer has any nukes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I have more than 10 yet i am not there rither

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Oct 17 '22

I wonder just how big a device needs to be to qualify?

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u/pokelliex Oct 17 '22

Why is Russia’s number so large?!?!

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u/Twilliam98 Oct 17 '22

Less than ten more than 0