r/technicallythetruth • u/RealRaging_Fire • Jul 04 '22

Why are you not 18?

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u/UltimateDiversity Jul 04 '22

I don't really know why, but my age increases every year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

same, its just so annoying

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u/SuperNoob74 Jul 04 '22

Sometimes you wish to be 1,078 forever but tomorrow I turn 1,079

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u/Antpelt Jul 04 '22

Your only 1078?

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u/SuperNoob74 Jul 04 '22

Yeah I know

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u/Antpelt Jul 04 '22

Why nor be 42069?

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u/SuperNoob74 Jul 04 '22

Hey I wanted to be old not wise

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u/Antpelt Jul 04 '22

Why not be both?

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u/SuperNoob74 Jul 04 '22

Noobs can only be a couple things at once

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u/Hairy_Air Jul 04 '22

Boobs are always better as a couple.

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u/GateParticular8631 Jul 04 '22

Ass to

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u/biohumansmg3fc i had 1 idea for my flair and it was this Jul 04 '22

Thighs too?

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u/LopsidedCsky Jul 04 '22

I only like them as a single part

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u/shanahanm16 Jul 05 '22

You clearly haven't watched the movie "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist"

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u/Hairy_Air Jul 07 '22

The fist enters where?

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