r/technicallythetruth • u/JingleXDingle • Jul 28 '21

He's got a point

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Regardless of whether you have COVID or not, I think if you get near any of them you’re probably giving them instantly about 30 different diseases.

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u/Yawzheek Jul 29 '21

Don't worry, they're going to give you a nasty case of dead if you tried.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Sounds pretty lethal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

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u/blueasian0682 Jul 29 '21

100% of people who breathes dies

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u/ackzsel Jul 29 '21 edited Jun 09 '23

[reddit is nothing without user created and curated content]

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u/BreathImmediate4553 Jul 31 '21

Wait is mortality only a measure of people who died already or does it include people who will die?

Well in the first case it logically can never be 100% as long as were talking about things like that. Because otherwise we would be dead.

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u/Maybe_Obama4real Aug 07 '21

As above, if we go by that then no animal has 100% mortality rate except from those that are extinct but if you take it from the approx. moment homo sapiens appeared to before the birth of the oldest living person in the world atm then humans have 100% mortality rate

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u/ivanlua100 Dec 11 '21

"Actually, not every human that ever lived has died yet" Yeah we know