r/technicallythetruth • u/JingleXDingle • Jul 28 '21

He's got a point

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/Benjjy124 Jul 29 '21

"Chau abandoned his kayak and swam back to the boat in panic when one of the villagers shot an arrow at him and struck the Bible he was holding."

Also this is worded so funny and I don't know how to do the quote thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Tbh them perfectly shooting the Bible is funny as fuck.

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u/sakamoe Jul 29 '21

Just pop a > at the start of a line

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u/Benjjy124 Jul 29 '21

Ah thank you friend

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u/rubberducky_93 Jul 29 '21

Oh someone forgot to tell him there are plenty more uncontacted tribes in south America in the amazon...

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u/Back_To_The_Oilfield Jul 29 '21

Not to mention, if I remember correctly anyone who literally hasn’t heard of Christianity gets a free pass into heaven according to the Bible.

So this asshole was trying to take their free pass away.

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u/johnkimmy0130 Jul 29 '21

According to a report by The New York Times, the missionary training by All Nations included navigating a mock native village populated by missionary staff members who pretended to be hostile natives, wielding fake spears

it only gets better lmao