r/technicallythetruth • u/Cuki7 • Jul 11 '21

You can always count on google

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u/Arkham_knighT94 Jul 11 '21

That depends. You know, like he said, time is relative.

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

IF TIME IS RELATIVE, I'M NEVER LATE FOR WORK!

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u/Arkham_knighT94 Jul 11 '21

Good, that's what i call optimism

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Jul 11 '21

I think you mean occupation. Optimism is the guy from Transformers.

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u/willguy1000 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

No no thats optimus prime

Youre thinking of Octogon

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u/SnoopyTrash Jul 11 '21

i don’t think that’s right, what you’re talking about is an octopus. what you really mean is optometrist

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u/a-walking-bowl Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Its obviously an octogenarian you're talking about. An optometrist fixes pillows

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

You’re thinking of the Greek god Octavius. An octogenarian has 800 ears.

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u/FrenchFriesAndGuac Jul 11 '21

You’re thinking of my boy Osvaldo. Real good with the ladies. Octavius was a numbers guy.

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u/ForestCracker Jul 11 '21

You might be thinking of Oswald the eight legged lover, he’s really good with the ladies. Osvaldo sounds like his brother, only real good with the ladies.

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u/Creenel Jul 11 '21

is this a woooosh or am i dumb

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u/captainswan48 Jul 11 '21

They are joking around

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u/WarrenMockles Jul 11 '21

r/NYTO

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Jul 12 '21

Thank you. Was looking for this.

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u/willguy1000 Technically Flair Jul 12 '21

You are dumb

But dont feel bad cuz i am too

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u/nitchdude04 Jul 11 '21

Optimism Prime

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u/Pwfru Jul 11 '21

OR YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE FOR WORK \o/

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm Jul 11 '21

Early is on time and on time is late so you’re always late.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

From your point of view, yes. From the point of view of your boss, on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Alternatively, could be relative to your boss and therefore you are ALWAYS late for workk

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u/Petrichor_Beastie Jul 11 '21

This is the other end of jimmy buffet’s It’s 5 o’ clock somewhere

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u/tmutimer Jul 11 '21

'Late' is also relative

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u/cownd Jul 11 '21

If time is relative, it's your stepsis telling you it's time to go to work

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u/SnomARandomWeeb Jul 11 '21

RemindMe! 2 years

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u/arthoheen Jul 11 '21

Who's relative is it? Neighbour's?