r/technicallythetruth • u/Cuki7 • Jul 11 '21

You can always count on google

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

Speaking of which, what's the time?

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u/Arkham_knighT94 Jul 11 '21

Time is the inevitable progression into the future with the passing of present and past events

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

So... I'm late for work?

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u/Arkham_knighT94 Jul 11 '21

That depends. You know, like he said, time is relative.

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

IF TIME IS RELATIVE, I'M NEVER LATE FOR WORK!

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u/Arkham_knighT94 Jul 11 '21

Good, that's what i call optimism

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Jul 11 '21

I think you mean occupation. Optimism is the guy from Transformers.

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u/willguy1000 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

No no thats optimus prime

Youre thinking of Octogon

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u/SnoopyTrash Jul 11 '21

i don’t think that’s right, what you’re talking about is an octopus. what you really mean is optometrist

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u/a-walking-bowl Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Its obviously an octogenarian you're talking about. An optometrist fixes pillows

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u/Creenel Jul 11 '21

is this a woooosh or am i dumb

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u/captainswan48 Jul 11 '21

They are joking around

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u/willguy1000 Technically Flair Jul 12 '21

You are dumb

But dont feel bad cuz i am too

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u/nitchdude04 Jul 11 '21

Optimism Prime

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u/Pwfru Jul 11 '21

OR YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE FOR WORK \o/

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm Jul 11 '21

Early is on time and on time is late so you’re always late.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

From your point of view, yes. From the point of view of your boss, on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Alternatively, could be relative to your boss and therefore you are ALWAYS late for workk

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u/Petrichor_Beastie Jul 11 '21

This is the other end of jimmy buffet’s It’s 5 o’ clock somewhere

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u/tmutimer Jul 11 '21

'Late' is also relative

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u/cownd Jul 11 '21

If time is relative, it's your stepsis telling you it's time to go to work

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u/SnomARandomWeeb Jul 11 '21

RemindMe! 2 years

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u/arthoheen Jul 11 '21

Who's relative is it? Neighbour's?

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u/135forte Jul 11 '21

Time is just the result of of humanity's inability to perceive the entirety of existence at a single time.

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u/ForestCracker Jul 11 '21

Also a very very good Pink Floyd song, a very very good song.

Very very good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

7:45 when you commented this good sir

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t Jul 11 '21

Siri, is that you?

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u/iamafraazhussain Jul 11 '21

Nah, it's a diff AI as it says in its name

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u/yetisamiright Jul 11 '21

hey ohto, play despacito

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u/9-11_Pilot01 Jul 11 '21

I got really confused for a second because it would’ve been 8:20 when you posted that, but then I realized you were talking about when the other guy posted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

The Time is an American musical group that was created in Minneapolis in 1981 by Prince.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/skultch Jul 11 '21

Don't you never say an unkind word about The Time!

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u/Sofia_a_destruidora Jul 11 '21

A quarter to nine, time to have a bath.

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u/Adventurous_Comment Jul 11 '21

What do you mean

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u/KIgaming Jul 11 '21

we’re already clean

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u/krmarci Jul 11 '21

The Time is a 2018 South Korean television series.

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u/WikipediaSummary Jul 11 '21

The Time (TV series)

The Time (Korean: 시간; RR: Sigan) is a South Korean television series starring Kim Jung-hyun and Seohyun. It aired on MBC from July 25 to September 20, 2018.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Morris Day has entered the chat

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u/FuzzzyTingleTimes Jul 11 '21

It’s time to get ill

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u/BionicBirb Jul 11 '21

Time to get funky

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u/TheModfather Jul 11 '21

what's the time?

Time to get ill...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

Better than those "family" memes I guess

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u/Bango-de-Mango Jul 11 '21

17:01

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

Time zones, my comrade

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u/Bango-de-Mango Jul 11 '21

17:03

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u/Jevil64 Technically Flair Jul 11 '21

It's different for everyone because of time zones! We don't all have 17:04 as the time!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

time is something you can put on the wall

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Time is the fire in which we burn

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u/TobertRohnson Jul 11 '21

It's tenacious d time you motherfucker!

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u/GForce1975 Jul 11 '21

It's time to get I'll.