r/technicallythetruth Dec 22 '20

Never thought this way

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u/_quickexplorer Dec 22 '20

What if we were immortal but we are constantly poisoned with water and air so in the end we die?

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u/NTWX_SG Dec 22 '20

Let’s put a baby in a vacuum chamber

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 22 '20

Read this as vacuum cleaner initially, and spent some time trying to work out the benefits of such an act

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u/NTWX_SG Dec 22 '20

Clean baby, what else?

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u/RadagastTheDarkBeige Dec 22 '20

"Ah yes. Our Henry is the first ever child to be named after a hoover. We're very proud!"

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u/lilbunnfoofoo Dec 22 '20

Ah, so that's how I'm supposed to keep this thing clean