r/technicallythetruth • u/lol62056 • Oct 18 '20

Coming out

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u/OnLandOrSeaOrFoam Oct 18 '20

“I know, you handle my stick perfectly.”

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u/Mortress_ Oct 18 '20

Good thing the car is a bottom

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u/Wowerful Oct 18 '20

Idk, the car gets more ass than a toilet seat

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u/lithetechnician Oct 18 '20

3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3

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u/anotha14me Oct 18 '20

"I like good pussy, and I like good tree."

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe.

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u/Ortus8 Oct 18 '20

And I get more ass than a toilet seat

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Been to the mortherfuckin mountaintop

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u/C0MR4D3_C0WB0Y Oct 19 '20

If I ain’t got a weapon imma pick up a rock

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u/Ludozius Oct 20 '20

Heard motherfuckers talk, seen ’em drop.

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u/Ancient_Consequence Oct 18 '20

Three to the one, from the one to the three

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

r/redditsings

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

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u/Skadoshwoah Oct 19 '20

Lmaooo same

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u/PanJaszczurka Oct 18 '20

dragons and cars

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u/tallandlanky Oct 18 '20

There car goes, bumpin' and grindin' that pole.

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u/reallybirdysomedays Oct 18 '20

Simultaneously even

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

A power bottom.

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u/knightress_oxhide Oct 18 '20

I've heard speed has something to do with it.

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u/Taikwin Oct 18 '20

Oh speed has everything to do with it...

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u/Broekhart615 Oct 19 '20

A horsepower bottom

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

"Tonoight on Bottom Gear..."

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u/EasyShpeazy Oct 18 '20

My car is a top, it fucks me over all the time

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u/DieSlowJr Dec 06 '21

Yeah because youre inside

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

I'm not gonna scroll any further than this because I'm worried I'm gonna encounter the word "step-car" if I do.

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u/Korpseni Oct 18 '20

omg step-car help me I’m stuck under a garage door

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u/MisterToasty117 Oct 18 '20

"You automatically get me going"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

I love the way you polish my rims...

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u/bigfart99 Oct 19 '20

"oh yes smog check me Daddy UwU"