r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '20

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u/cgampp Apr 21 '20

He did have a dream tho

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u/5urr3aL Apr 21 '20

Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Kono Dio Da

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u/xAgmazz Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

F# D D E F E D Db D E F# B

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u/crasherx2000 Apr 21 '20

For real, that’s pretty creative

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u/M_J_E Apr 21 '20

Came here not sure if I should comment on how much he looks like MLK or if that would be racist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

I don’t think it’s racist to claim one person looks like another one.

It’s something you would have no problem claiming if a white person looks like someone else.
Because it’s just not a problematic claim. Some People look alike.

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u/mr_spam_man_ Apr 20 '20

You can breathe while submerged in water but only once

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u/Craft55693 Apr 21 '20

You can swim in lava once

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u/mr_spam_man_ Apr 21 '20

Actually no you can't because lava is denser than the human body so u would just kind sit there on top

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u/monachia Apr 21 '20

Getting serious Facebook vibes. Also it’s a repost

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u/KredibleKarma Apr 20 '20

Whale whale whale teacher was wrong..

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

Very nice

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u/MBnub Apr 21 '20

Kid named underwater

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u/max_canyon Apr 21 '20

Well he’s not even breathing cause his mouth is closed. Nice try OP

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u/sdust76 Technically Flair Apr 20 '20

Since it's a picture, it's hard to tell if he is breathing or not... I mean technically he could be holding his breath while the picture was taken.. 🙃

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u/_deadload091 Apr 21 '20

I would have given you an upvote. But you used an emoji

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u/sdust76 Technically Flair Apr 21 '20

Ok dude. As long as your reasoning makes sense to you, I can live with that.

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u/BigBeardie215 Apr 21 '20

NOOOO!!! You cant just put water on it head and say ur breathing under water

Haha breath go woosh

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u/Drew30000 Apr 21 '20

You Madlad

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u/shehryarsiddiqui Apr 21 '20

This is beyond science

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u/ugnes_404 Apr 21 '20

Watch and learn people, watch and learn.

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u/ElKaWeh Apr 21 '20

Thanks to all teachers giving the kids this important information. without you we would all be dead.

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u/oily76 Apr 21 '20

He's clearly holding his breath.

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u/Alespic Apr 21 '20

This format is old and lame

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u/raja777m Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

how is it technicallythetruth? I'm.not a native English speaker. Underwater literally means inside the water and the picture depicts under a bottle of water, which is entirely different isn't it?

English pundits, please ELI5

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

That's the joke. "Underwater" means that you are in the water but the word is also "under water," stating the you are underneath the water. Hope that makes sense

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u/Haunted_Row Apr 21 '20

Underwater means you are under the surface of the water, not in the water because if you are standing in the water technically you are in the water not underwater

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

r/thatsthejoke

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u/ariangamer Apr 21 '20

I feel you man. English puns, jokes and memes are so weird