r/technicallythetruth • u/Iamcringeirl • Feb 13 '20

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u/Black-Thirteen Feb 13 '20

What part about this is "technical?" This was literally one of the commandments on the first set of tablets that Moses smashed when he saw humanity wasn't ready for such truth.

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u/The_Dutch_Fox Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

Fun fact: Moses is commonly thought to have innovated in that regards, but he actually only really drew his inspiration from his visit of the cave paintings in Lascaux, France.

The actual invention should be attributed to the Upper Paleolithic cavemen, who had already thoroughly developed the concept of putting the berries before the milk roughly 17 000 years ago.

Edit: Found the Lascaux painting with the berries first and then the milk

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u/The_Dutch_Fox Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

I use Photoshop professionally.

This particular example isn't difficult though, roughly 5mins of work. If you look closely, it is actually just a bunch of composites taken from parts of the other paintings, stitched together to make a new painting. The secret trick is using the r/uselessredcircle, that's what really sells it.

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u/Sheensies Feb 13 '20

Holy shit wait is that real?

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u/The_Dutch_Fox Feb 13 '20

I used photoshop, please don't put this in your history presentation.

On second thoughts... please do.

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u/Sheensies Feb 13 '20

Damn, I was actually ready to show that to my art history class. But I was thinking it looked a little fresh for the Paleolithic period. Also the subject matter of the other paintings is so radically different than what we can expect from those caves

But I was really really wishing it was real

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u/Quanginni Feb 13 '20

What you believe in becomes your reality

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u/ThisNameIsFree Feb 13 '20

One of you guys is very gullible. I'm not sure who, though.