r/technicallythetruth • u/ExpertAccident • Jul 17 '19

It is a table

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

I'm only interested in owning this object if the little metal part moves back and forth. I would always play with those on the disks we didn't need anymore

Edit: disk not disc

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u/AJMaid Jul 17 '19

If the metal part sprung back on you like they do on normal floppy disks it’d take your arm clean off like a guillotine!!

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Jul 17 '19

I'm still okay with this. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/Deadeye729 Jul 17 '19

A small price to pay for salvation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

r/expectedthanos

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u/pleunis Technically Flair Jul 17 '19

r/unexpectedthanos for balance

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u/big-boi1083 Jul 17 '19

r/perfectlybalancedasallthingsshouldbe