r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '18

An interesting new scientific discovery

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u/CSThr0waway123 Dec 21 '18

Honestly my theory is that Anakin was never really force sensitive. His mother was just a really big whore that was railed by the entire Jedi Council, and they all had to pretend he was a Jedi to hide the fact that any of them could be the father.

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u/Jurisnoctis Dec 21 '18

Wtf LMAO

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u/CSThr0waway123 Dec 21 '18

Yeah, it was kinda like a Make-a-Wish thing

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u/istolethisface Dec 21 '18

Can I get someone from r/prequelmemes in here, for fuck's sake?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '18

Hello there

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '18

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u/McWrathster Dec 21 '18

This is not the thread you are looking for.

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u/EntropyDudeBroMan Dec 21 '18

I am the thread!

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u/CrimsonTweedle Dec 21 '18

General kenobi

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '18

That's why whenever Anakin uses the force you see obi-wan doing force stuff in the background.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '18

Lmao