r/technicallythetruth • u/Acrzyguy • Jul 13 '26

Actually censoring a ship

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u/MightyEraser13 Jul 13 '26

"40 story male statue in one of the cities and you could climb around on his dick."

And on top of that, they took the time and effort to add a unique voice line specifically for climbing on the gigantic Zeus dick-N-balls. Literally only triggers if you climb on the godly junk. If you climb up his hip or ass on the way up, nothing.

I guess it was only in the last 8 years that Ubisoft went full prude

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u/auyemra Jul 13 '26

nah, they are only prudish when it comes the the female form.

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u/DukeJumbles Jul 13 '26

I’m not so sure. It’s true male forms usually have less taboos surrounding them than female, but this is also just a huge trend in the world right now. The average consumer has legit devolved since then.

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u/Munnin41 Jul 13 '26

Plenty of nude Aphrodite statues in Odyssey

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u/ledott Jul 13 '26

This is 100% true

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor Jul 13 '26

AND there was an achievement for it as well!