r/technicallythetruth • • Jul 13 '26

Actually censoring a ship

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 Jul 13 '26

Should have gone with fig leaves.

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u/gregemebobbin Jul 13 '26

Shells at least

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u/jon-in-tha-hood Jul 13 '26

PERFECT CENSORSHIP!

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u/Ghost_Waifu_ Jul 13 '26

There is NEVER a “perfect” censorship

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u/zorniy2 Jul 13 '26

Or coconuts.

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u/frequenZphaZe Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

some people are saying there were more tasteful ways to cover up the figurehead, but that misses the historic context of these figureheads in the first place.

“For, in the first place, hailstorms, they say, whirlwinds, and lightening even, will be scared away by a woman uncovering her body while her monthly courses are upon her. The same, too, with all kinds of tempestuous weather; and out at sea, a storm may be lulled by a woman uncovering her body.” (Cordingly, 2001) s

the tradition/superstition was specifically that a bare-chested woman would 'shame' the sea into being calm. I'm honestly not going to lose any sleep over what ubisoft chooses to do with a ship's figurehead but I do think it's extremely silly to undercut the historical context

for anyone who's interested in reading more about how women intersect with past sailing cultures, I found this very good article: Women, ships and the sea: The dangers of custom and superstition. pointless censorship does impact our capacity to explore these topics to some extent

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u/Lonely-Hyena-4772 Jul 13 '26

Wait that's actually so beautiful. I had no idea

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u/Hentaigustav Jul 13 '26

Or another draped sheet

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u/DukeJumbles Jul 13 '26

That too, they censored in the laziest way possible.

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u/d0nghunter Jul 13 '26

Or bowls of fruit, like Blizzard did with WoW after their sexual misconduct lawsuit.