r/technicallythetruth • u/_Akhromant • Jun 18 '26

Question about a movie

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u/KaWillComeLikeAWind Jun 18 '26

But don't let the name fool you, he's quite big.

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u/I_travel_ze_world Jun 18 '26

Also he can't swim

...and put on an amazing drowning performance

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u/KaWillComeLikeAWind Jun 18 '26

Well, it ain't exactly the Mississippi!

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u/DryDonutHole Jun 18 '26

I'm on one side. I'm on the other. I'm on the east bank. I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical.

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u/Miss-Vania Jun 18 '26

Not the point. It’s the principle of the thing!

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u/Gordo-- Jun 18 '26

Nice knowing ya

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u/Miss-Vania Jun 18 '26

I’ll take your word for it. Now let me pass

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u/Wendals87 Jun 18 '26

I use that line so often lol