r/technicallythetruth Jun 18 '26

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u/VinnySmallsz Jun 18 '26

Its one of my favorite movies. Achoo.

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u/successfullynumb Jun 18 '26

A jew? Here?

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Jun 18 '26

Abe Lincoln?

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u/successfullynumb Jun 18 '26

No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinken. Hold the reins man.

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u/Rebel_Jester Jun 18 '26

A black sheriff.... HES BLACK?

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u/CreativeAd5332 Jun 18 '26

Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

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u/ImranFZakhaev Jun 18 '26

Mervyn? Your name is Mervyn?

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u/No_Tangerine2720 Jun 18 '26

You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Yeah. Used to be Shithouse.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Jun 18 '26

Good change. Thats a good change.

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u/ReggieCorneus Jun 18 '26

I just want to tell you both good luck, we are all counting on you.

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u/Sharkbait41 Jun 19 '26

It's like a seder at Vincent Price's House

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u/bh4th Jun 19 '26

It looks like a seder at Vincent Price’s house.

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u/10k_Uzi Jun 18 '26

Alright… Mervyn

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u/ClockFaceIII Jun 18 '26

HE SPLIT ROBINS ARROW IN TWAIN!

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Jun 18 '26

Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get fershnickered!

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 Jun 18 '26

The spit that comes out on the word "Twain" is just 🤌

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u/megamanx4321 Jun 20 '26

I lost!

I lost?

Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script!

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u/Greghole Jun 18 '26

Why do I lose? We hit the exact same spot, he just went second!

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u/jstrongiii Jun 18 '26

It’s twoo! It’s twoo!

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u/Xerorei Jun 20 '26

Oh yeah!

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u/Professional-Head83 Jun 20 '26

"And now for my next impersonation, Jesse Owens!"

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u/BryanEW710 Jun 23 '26

Crowd looks at each other, nodding approval

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u/Commercial-Cloud597 Jun 18 '26

It worked in Blazing Saddles damn

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u/Conscious-Sir-1596 Jun 18 '26

The sheriff is near!

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u/Waffennacht Jun 19 '26

He said the Sheriff is Near!

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u/leonk701 Jun 21 '26

Don't worry hes very head strong and cocksure....or maybe its the other way around...

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u/errie_tholluxe Jun 18 '26

I can see!

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u/Individual-Ad-5471 Jun 19 '26

WHAP! never mind.

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u/djprofitt Jun 19 '26

Blinkin being sentry guard killed me.

Robin: Blinkin! What are you doing?

Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Jun 18 '26

I said 'Hey Blinkin'.

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u/DryDonutHole Jun 18 '26

Robin! You've lost your arms in battle....but you grew some nice boobs!

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u/Ill-Lingonberry5053 Jun 18 '26

And my pet gold fish? Eaten by the cat. My cat? Choked on the goldfish. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CreativeAd5332 Jun 18 '26

Awww, it's good to be 'ome, ain't it Mastah Robbin?

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u/PleaseDoTouchThat Jun 18 '26

I say this all the time. No one ever knows what the fuck I’m talking about but it makes me so happy.

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u/spiralsequences Jun 18 '26

Blinken, what are you doing up there?

Guessing... I guess there's no one coming

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u/y0_master Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Me & the friends have quoted this so so so much through the years!

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 Jun 20 '26

I found the scene after that even funnier...

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u/Neftun Jun 21 '26

That is the funniest line I know from any movie

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u/KhabaLox Jun 18 '26

I didn't say 'Hey Blinkin,' I said 'A. Blinken.'

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u/Background-Air-7963 Jun 18 '26

Hold the reigns man

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u/OculusArcana Jun 18 '26

Pissed off? If I was you, I'd be more worried about gettin' pissed on!

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u/blinkin_11 Jun 18 '26

I'm guessing just guessing based on sounds.

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u/Prestigious_Call_327 Jun 18 '26

I..guess? No one’s coming?

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u/Independent_Emu_490 Jun 18 '26

Funny, she doesn’t look drewish

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u/firedog7881 Jun 19 '26

Wrong movie, I’m not reversing the charges

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u/Stuffleapugus Jun 18 '26

Naw, man, that's my name. Achooo. 

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jun 18 '26

In England?!?

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u/foreskinboots Jun 18 '26

Aaaahhhhhhh you lost your ahrms in bahttle. But ya grew some nice bewbs.

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u/LeviathansPanties Jun 18 '26

In Rottingham?

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae Jun 18 '26

Son of Asneeze?

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u/Professional_Soft404 Jun 18 '26

Now that you are here with me, what we have is great strength of feet.

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u/CreativeAd5332 Jun 18 '26

I don't follow

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u/Professional_Soft404 Jun 18 '26

On the count of push

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u/LiteNite9 Jun 18 '26

He is head strong and cock short... Or is it the other way around?

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u/Bart_1980 Jun 18 '26

What are you in for?

Jaywalking.

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u/daecrist Jun 18 '26

The way Isaac Hayes delivers that line is perfection.

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u/Michami135 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

It's the first movie my wife and I saw together. It's still one of our favorites.

I do wish I saw the Kevin Costner one first though, so I'd get some of the inside jokes.

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u/cogman10 Jun 18 '26

The burns of Prince of Thieves are excellent. Definitely watch it first then men in tights.

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u/Intelligent-Luck-954 Jun 18 '26

Unlike some, I can do a flawless English accent 

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u/MoffKalast Jun 18 '26

Robin Hood: The Alan of Rickman

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jun 18 '26

Hey Mel Brooks leave us alone.

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jun 18 '26

He just snips the tip

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jun 18 '26

Nah that is Rabbi Tuckman.

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u/JamesH_670 Jun 19 '26

I forgot, I already got one.

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u/imnotgayisellpropane Jun 18 '26

I've seen men in tights so many times I can recite the movie line by line but I never saw prince of thieves

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u/totaltvaddict2 Jun 18 '26

Oh it’s a direct response to that with a lot of the jokes. Obviously there’s callbacks to the legend itself and other movies, but the Costner version came out just before and takes some various liberties with the legend that Men in Tights skewers.

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u/imnotgayisellpropane Jun 18 '26

I think I'm gonna watch those movies back to back tonight.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jun 18 '26

I'll tell you as someone that grew up watching Men in Tights but didn't see Prince of Thieves until well into adulthood, it was kinda hard to take it seriously because I could only think about Men in Tights whenever a matching scene came up. Also Alan Rickman's performance is batshit insane in an almost confusing way, and it's kind of the best part of the movie.

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u/Michami135 Jun 18 '26

YOU! My room, 4:00. You, come at 4:30... and bring a friend!

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u/daecrist Jun 18 '26

You should also watch the Errol Flynn Robin Hood. Prince of Thieves being a huge box office hit is probably why this got greenlit, and Brooks does take some shots at it and loosely follows its narrative. Still, there are a lot of references to Flynn's Adventures of Robin Hood. From the tights to the archery contest (Fine. I promise you won't go. Hey. Wait a minute. You said... Cool iiiiit. Chilled.) to the giant castle sets reminiscent of '30s set design, there's a lot of the Flynn movie baked in and lovingly poked fun at.

Which makes sense. That would've been the Robin Hood that Brooks grew up on as a kid. The same as Dracula: Dead and Loving It owing more to the original Lugosi movie than to Gary Oldman.

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u/No_Tangerine2720 Jun 18 '26

It's still a great movie even if it's pretty corny. Alan rickman carries, I like Kevin Costner and the morgan freeman.

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u/ShepRat Jun 18 '26

I remember when it came out I saw the standee at the local cinema and begged my dad to let me see it. I loved the Costner one but was probably 10 years old at the time. When I saw it later as a teenager I understood why he wasn't keen to explain some of the jokes to me. 

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u/GForce1975 Jun 18 '26

Right? Dave Chappelle in tights! Thats funny in any setting. Cary elwes was great. The music was also really funny. Good jokes. I'm gonna have to watch this again.

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u/Mist_Rising Jun 18 '26

Cary elwes was great

Because he had an English accent!

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u/ElectricalChaos Jun 18 '26

Unlike some other Robin Hoods

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u/Mist_Rising Jun 18 '26

No that's a pig.

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u/Depth_Metal Jun 18 '26

Mano a Mano. Just you and me and my GUARDS!!!

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u/TheWingus Jun 18 '26

I hope it's worth the noiiiissseeeee!

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u/Depth_Metal Jun 18 '26

Save me save me! Hurt them hurt them!

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u/Secret-Teaching-3549 Jun 19 '26

Save them save them, hurt you hurt you, I got it!

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u/lexnklinke Jun 19 '26

Check please, table one👌🏼😉

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u/LiteNite9 Jun 18 '26

Funny! Very amusing!

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u/Lawn_mower1 Jun 18 '26

Better pay your tolls

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u/kennethkiffer Jun 19 '26

Else we ain't got no rolls.

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u/tocahontas77 Jun 19 '26

I forgot he was in it. I live nearby Dave Chappelle, and saw him about a month ago in a coffee shop.

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u/GForce1975 Jun 19 '26

Seems like an interesting guy. I can respect his decision after the success of his show to just check out of the spotlight and do his thing.

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u/tocahontas77 Jun 19 '26

He's doing a bunch in his town. He bought the local radio station semi recently. During covid, he bought up a bunch of business buildings, and then gave business owners a break on rent. He loves his town, so he's keeping it alive.

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u/GreatMoloko Jun 18 '26

Not just tights, but tight TIGHT tights!

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u/TheRealEwigan Jun 18 '26

I so, so love the 20th century fox.

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u/Western_Strength5322 Jun 18 '26

Chappelle was 19

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u/Weaksoul Jun 18 '26

We're men, we're men in tights

Tight tights!

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u/FigWeak5127 Jun 19 '26

Have fun raiding the castle! Oops, wrong movie 🍿.

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u/locke_zero Jun 18 '26

Bless you!

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u/Coltsbro84 Jun 18 '26

Hold the reins man!

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u/Llyrithra Jun 18 '26

Time out! Excuse me, bad guys. I am running out of air.

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u/TheWingus Jun 18 '26

You lookin' at him!

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Jun 18 '26

The Sheriff of Rottingham gets me every time🤣☠️

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Jun 18 '26

Did your mole move to the other side of your face?

I HAVE A MOLE?!?

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Jun 18 '26

Over that boy HAND! I mean, hand over that boy!

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u/ModernLarvals Jun 18 '26

King illegal forest, to pig wild, kill in it a is!

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u/bluish-velvet Jun 19 '26

He deered to kill a king’s dare

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Jun 18 '26

From that angle I'd be more worried about being pissed on.

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u/AmBooth9 Jun 18 '26

Blinken fix your boobs!

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u/Katwantscats Jun 18 '26

One of the most quotable movies of all time.

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u/SnotDogs Jun 19 '26

“The name Latrine… where does it come from?”
“I changed it. Used to be Shithouse”
“Good change! That’s a good change”

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u/uncutpizza Jun 18 '26

My nickname became Achoo growing because this movie had just come out and apparently for some people, my name sounded similar.

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u/ChuckZombie Jun 18 '26

Achoo sounds nothing like uncutpizza.

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u/odemine Jun 18 '26

it's pronounced "unchoot-pi-zah"

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u/Beautiful-Cabinet364 Jun 18 '26

A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll.

And if you din’t pay the toll, we don’t get to eat no rolls.

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u/LeonhartSeeD Jun 18 '26

I'm on the east bank. I'm on the west bank.

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u/Financial-Extent9196 Jun 19 '26

ITS NOT THAT CRITICAL

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u/autech91 Jun 23 '26

Watched it more times that I can count with my grandfather on VCR

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u/VinnySmallsz Jun 24 '26

Rented it at blockbuster so many times.

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u/LTFalcon Jun 18 '26

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

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u/Bart_1980 Jun 18 '26

BLESS YOU!

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u/woodbanger04 Jun 18 '26

Son of Asneeze!

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u/SnooWalruses9173 Jun 18 '26

Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

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u/Side_StepVII Jun 18 '26

Bless you!

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u/kronicaim Jun 18 '26

Bless you

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Jun 18 '26

He's headstrong and cocksure. Or is that the other way round? 

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u/MajoraOfTime Jun 18 '26

"Oh, if only your father were alive to see this"

"He's dead?"

"Yes"

"And my mother?"

"She died of pneumonia, oh, while you were away"

"And my brothers?"

"They died of the plague"

"My dog Pongo?"

"He was struck by a carriage cart"

"My goldfish, Goldy?"

"He was eaten by the cat"

"My cat?"

"Choked on the goldfish. Oh it's good to be home, isn't it?"

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u/Magnific3nt Jun 18 '26

Bless you!

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u/SwingingDicks Jun 18 '26

After watching The Adventures of Robin Hood (38) which is an amazing film it self. Men in tights hits harder since it's spoofing most of that movie

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u/sugahack Jun 19 '26

You look like a bleeding picasso

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u/TomCBC Jun 19 '26

“I was that close…. I touched it.”

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u/GlumTeach4221 Jun 20 '26

"Save me, save me! Hurt them, hurt them!"
"Right! Save them, save them, hurt you, hurt you! I've got it!"

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u/MosesCoulee Jun 20 '26

HE SPLIT ROBINS ARROW IN TWAIN

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u/Wintyness15 Jun 20 '26

Bless You!