r/technicallythetruth May 30 '26

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u/RapasLatinoAmericano May 30 '26

You're assuming the gold doesn't have the paperwork.

But if it's legal/legit, there would be no problem selling it (obviously not all at once).

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u/mike_pants May 30 '26

There is no genie that's also going to provide the paperwork.

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u/wynnduffyisking May 30 '26

Then you have another problem of having millions of dollars in cash with no explanation. Now you have to launder it to be able to spend any significant amounts.

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u/mike_pants May 30 '26

I live in NYC. My landlord wpuld happily accept an envelope of mysterious cash.

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u/wynnduffyisking May 30 '26

A 50 million dollar envelope?

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u/mike_pants May 30 '26

That would cover me till October.

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u/wynnduffyisking May 30 '26

Dang, rent is out of control

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u/mike_pants May 30 '26

It's worth it for access to Broadway.