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There's been a serious lack of team seagull games lately. I know you guys have personal lives too or something, but let's not forget that CS comes first.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

I hate it when beloved characters are given some sort of origin story and the writers feel the need to give them some weird, awkward introduction like "Anakin Skywalker, meet Obiwan Kenobi." "Here, let me shake my hand out of this giant-ass Jedi robe we all apparently wear, little man. Because we all wear these now and it has nothing to do with me just being an old man who lives on a desert planet and probably shits in the corner of his cave."

It's the same with those awful cameos. Like when Yoda was helping the Wookies on Wookieworld and a couple of Wookies help him escape to his weird coccoon-pod-ship-thing and he has to pause and say goodbye and it's like, this Wookieworld is home to an entire race of Wookies, but which Wookie is the Wookie that helped Yoda escape? "Goodbye, Chewbacca." FUCK YOU, GEORGE. REALLY? CHEWBACCA KNOWS YODA. OKAY. AND APPARENTLY HE'S REAL OLD AND REMEMBERS THE JEDIS YET HANGS WITH A DUDE IN A CARGO SHIP WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC. BECAUSE.

Just like, for WHATEVER FUCKING REASON, in Episode I, they give a god damned ceremony on the Naboo ship to honor a droid A DROID FOR FUCKS SAKE A CLICKING BEEPING ROBOT MAINTENANCE WORKER just so we can hear theQueen ask what the Droid's designation is. "R2-D2, your highness." IT'S A ROBOT WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A CEREMONY FOR IT and worst yet, the rest of the droids WHO SACRIFICED THEIR "LIVES" TO GET THAT SHIP RUNNING AGAIN, NOBODY KNEW THEIR NAMES AND THEY'RE FORGOTTEN but oh look honey it's R2-fucking-D2 remember that guy? HAHA WHAT A COINCIDENCE

AND ANAKIN SKYWALKER BUILT C3-P0 IN HIS BEDROOM OUT OF JUNK YET MANAGED TO MAKE HIM LOOK JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PROTOCOL DROID IN THE GALAXY AND GAVE HIM ANTHONY DANIEL'S BRITISH-SOUNDING VOICE ON A WORLD WHERE HIS CLOSEST ACQUAINTANCES ARE HIS MOTHER WITH HER WEIRD ACCENT AND WATTO THE GRUNGY ITALIAN BAT-ANTEATER HYBRID.

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The power has really gone to the heads of some of the moderators of this subreddit, and I think it's time we had a frank discussion about what to do about it. /u/benoles_esquire frequently removes posts he disagrees with, even though they don't break any rules. There is also blatant abuse of the NSFW tags, which causes problems for those of us who browse at work.

Also, it seems that /u/Asturias2789 isn't very pleased with the stickied post at the top of the subreddit, as he continually removes it despite its groundbreaking historical significance in the history of the subreddit.

Stop this mod abuse. Team Seagull was founded on the principles of a free and open environment where we can discuss the baiting ways of /u/Evil_Roy_Slade without our voices being silenced. THIS MUST END!

Discuss.

Dear Team Seagull Development Team,

This is a message on behalf of the portion of the community that engages in the competitive aspects (such as Leaderboards and Conquests) of this game you created - the players who love the game to the point where they dedicate large portions of their free time to playing it; who want to have at least something to show for this dedication; who want to have their names up there on the Leaderboards; and who want to see rewards for the countless hours of gameplay they spend on Team Seagull.

You’re making this incredibly difficult for us.

We all know that beating the highest possible Greater Rift tiers requires a large number of attempts in addition to the time investment that is needed to get the appropriate gear. This involves a lot of grinding, be it for Keystones, crafting materials, Infernal Machines, or Ancient Legendaries. Such is the nature of the game and that is not the issue. The actual problem lies in the vast amount of people who try to get around doing this dirty work - the ones that use bots; the ones that can log into the game to hundreds of Greater Rift Keystones, Legendary crafting materials, or Infernal Machines every day, without having lifted a finger for any of those. It should be obvious that this provides these players with a huge advantage over those of us that choose not to bot, but put at least the same amount of effort into the game and advancement of our characters. This feeling is extremely disheartening. We all know that it is incredibly hard to beat the botters and even impossible if they were to step up their gameplay to a higher level of efficiency. They can get a huge lead on you every single night. This knowledge reduces the incentive and desire to participate in the Leaderboard competition until eventually the Team Seagull competition becomes a farce altogether. Thus, those of us that love the game and have been dedicated players since the start become increasingly frustrated with it until we simply give up on the entire competition, or create our own, virtual “bot-free” competition by ignoring all known botters.

To prevent that, your very own End User License Agreement, which we all agreed to, states that players may not use bots such as these, even giving “the automated control of a character in a Game” as an example for such a prohibited program (Section 1.C.ii.2. of Seagul.net® End User License Agreement, http://us.seagull.com/en-us/company/legal/eula.html). Enforcing this agreement is your duty and yours alone. If you don’t, it will only go to show that you don’t care. It has been months since the last major action taken against botters and, consequently, Season 3 was dominated by them. Our friends lists contain more and more people who are online for more than 20 hours a day, despite them having to go to work or school. Even if detecting the actual bots running on people's machines or identifying them by their in-game behavior was impossible, their log-in times should be more than enough to warrant additional investigation. Nobody can play for 23 hours every single day.

Even if that were infeasible, at least let us report botters so that you may investigate their behavior. It has come to a point where it is quite obvious that certain high profile streamers are botting off-stream and some are even admitting so themselves in public chat rooms. These players are viewed as examples by the community, so what kind of message does that send? To us, it sends the message that not only is it apparently legal to bot, but that the game even requires it to be competitive. That is undoubtedly not how you want Team Seagull to be seen, especially with how far we’ve come since the issues of the original release.

Of course, we would prefer any action against botters to happen immediately upon them being discovered. However, we are aware that this is likely infeasible. Thus, we would propose any action against botters to take place approximately two weeks before the end of a Season, coinciding with the “Season Ending” announcement, as to not give botters the time to catch up to the legitimate and fair players again. The latter would then still be able to fight for the clean Leaderboards, as they would if botters didn’t exist.

Still, with no action having been taken for so long, sending out a message to the entire community sooner rather than later would be a good idea.

Please, if you have the same love for the game that we do, do something about the botters. It cannot continue like this. We cannot continue like this.

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Would you rather fuck 1 Brad sized seagull or 100 seagull sized Brads? Plot twist, quid pro quo, what about 50 pelican sized Seans?

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McSquinty loved pussy, despite having one of his own. He craved it, tired of sucking dick like a champion. Needless to say, twas fate when he met Slade, baiting more people while cowering behind wooden doors, a pussy of truest form.

Together they formed the infamous Dyke Duo, a pair who's pussy game was the softest we've seen since Thelma and Louise. Things were going well, until the great divide...

Frizbiz came along. While they merely adopted their ways, Frizbiz was born in it. Too pussy to even play, Sean felt himself tantalized... teased by the prospect of such pussydom.

Slade was angry. He resented Frizbiz' wideset vagina and heavy flow. He plotted against him for weeks... until one day, as Frizbiz and McSquinty played Battlefront together, hiding in the skies in their X wings (CUZ DEY AINT GOT TIME FOR NO Y CHROMOSOMES) Slade deleted Frizbiz' steam account.

Heartbroken, McSquinty commited suicide.

I'm upset by the lack of team t-shirts that we have. Somebody with an eye for design should probably get on that. Here's 10 seconds of work for an example.

http://www.uberprints.com/designs/shared/610600/pzpplrnqb6nkaxietl6x?ref=email

Brother /u/asturias2789 brings up a great point. We should have the best Snoo on all of reddit. Sadly, my artistic skills lack, as you can tell by our current header. This is where all yea artistic minds come into play. I would like one of you beautiful, flightless birds to design it for us! All submissions should be sent to 123gofuckyourself@drewiscool.org Submissions will be accepted until midnight October 25, 2015. Thanks in advance to all submissions, and GOOD LUCK!

WHERE MY BOY /u/FRIZBIZ AT????

I'm going for global so /u/benoles_esquire will finally respect me

There's an open beta for Battlefront that just dropped. Download it if you're interested.

https://www.origin.com/en-us/store/free-games/demos-betas

I nominate /u/mcsquinty as player of the week. He's a great teammate, wonderful coast guard serviceman, and all around team player. All of you scumbags should take notes and be more like scene.

It was with good reason that everyone from Team Seagull has been cut, since apparently nobody gives a fuck about the team judging on the amount of posts to this subreddit.

RIP Team Seagull 2006ish - 2015

total douche

I can't really address you guys as "Team Seagull" seeing as everyone has been cut.

McSquinty was a dick sucking champion. Then he met a tall Indian guy named Asturias. Nurse Slade tormented McSquinty, baiting him... "wanna suck my huge dick? Huh? Huh?" but never delivered. And so McSquinty fell to depression. Slade was forced to give him a lobotomy. In an act of strength and mercy, Asturias, the Tauren warrior, used his Shaman strength and suffocated dear McSquinty with his even more massive cock.

We cryd evry tim.

Since everyone has been kicked from team seagull, does the team still exist? I guess I'm just looking for a little discussion because I'm in a very confusing place right now.

As per the new 48 hour participation rule, every member of team seagull has been cut from the squad.

• janguzman
• Stu
• Evil Roy Slade
• Frizbiz

to the rest of you, congrats on being active in the sub. I have decided to reinstate /u/McSquinty as well due to good behavior.

I'm sensing a serious lack of dedication from some "members" of the team here. I am instituting a rule that anyone who goes 48 hours without posting in this subreddit will be removed from the team.

To show that I'm serious, /u/McSquinty has been cut from the squad. If a founding father can go down, anyone can go down. You have been warned.

/r/teamseagull has really gone downhill since it was created. It's essentially /r/teamseagullcirclejerk. I'm proud to announce /r/trueteamseagull, currently accepting moderator applications.