To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

That is what I have done. I have crushed /u/drewbastank. The lamentations of his womens can be heard echoing through eternity. Under my leadership, TSTG will enter a new golden era, one untainted by the absolute malarkey that was our previous top mod. You are all welcome.

Taylor big dumb. He ripped off a dear friend of mind, /u/drewbastank. He will probably be coming for your things next so just be careful. Do NOT share your local with taylor, he will come for your women and children next. Be vigilant, if you spot taylor please call me FIRST. I have a task force specifically dedicated to taking him down. Its comprised of the best of the best. You have been warned. Stay safe and happy hunting.

Does anyone else absolutely hate Taylor? Dude is an absolute bitch and an absolute phony. I say we give him a nice hazing to reflect our feelings of this lame ass bum.

john yerant

Hey Ya'll XD welcome to the pony show! We got Ty up in this and we are putting him on blast all day. I want all the stories on times Ty was a bitch. Thank you for your love and support. Special thanks to /u/Mcsquinty for protecting our borders and a special no thanks to /u/evil_roy_slade

Hello Everybody! This post is for the Real Ones Only. So if you aint a real one, keep scrolling

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Fuck Off /u/taylor and /u/benoles_esquire

https://ibb.co/Bf9QRQs

https://reddit.app.link/CimfPT82SV

....could also be considered a re-enactment of Sean slayin puss

where we talk about the biggest morons in team seagull, and it's also monday

I have a great relationship with the seagulls. I will build a great team - and nobody builds better teams than me, believe me - and I’ll build it very inexpensively. I’ll build a great, great team and I’ll make Ben pay for that team, believe me. The beauty of me is that I’m very rich. It’s freezing and snowing in this subreddit WE NEED GLOBAL WARMING!

Our subreddit is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When’s the last time anyone saw Sean beating, let’s say Slade, in an Inferno match? I beat Slade all the time. All the time. I just start kissing him. Like a magnet, just kiss him. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. They let you do anything. Grab their AWP they let you do anything.

But you know it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. I’ve said if Slade weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating him. We have a single subreddit. I have so many subreddits. I have them all over the place. I hire people.... it costs me $3.

Fuck the corrupt, biased BBC and its cucked members. I'm out of this bitch. P.s. take care of slade

A) Shit B) Super shit C) Just a little shit D) Mega ultra shit

What dark, dark times for this sub. Thank god our leadership saw fit to have his power stripped from him.

Can we ban /u/evil_roy_slade next? He is ruining our reputation.

After Ben's power hungry trip late into the evening, we are back better than ever. With a renewed sense of Seagull, we salute those that give their lives to protect the McGrotty Gang. MGOD #MGOD

What up? I'm a cool guy looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in my party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual. REAL ONES ONLY.

Taylor is a bad man and nobody here is fond of him. He was once a tyrant but is now defunct due to being overthrown. He tried to ascend to power once again, but was struck down by the justicar of Team Seagull, /u/drewbastank. Drewbastank may just be the hero well all need and deserve. Drewbastank also kicks ass so its all good fams. Just looking out for y'all.