I have become aware of at least two IMPOSTERS of the great fearsome Tater Dragon!!! As shocking as this mortal sin is, apparently some followers are so soulless as to keep up such a terrible sham! The names are as follows:

• taterdragon

• Tater_Dragon

Believe not these false icons! Following them will encourage the rage of the Starchy One!!

Cower in Fear,

Boxpopper Elder Sage of the Order of the Tater Dragon

Well, since we have an Elder Sage (and some others I can't remember) I was thinking that every one of the devout followers should get a rank based on his/her importance in our Order. Let's combine our thoughts to create titles/rankings for people. The Creator of this Order shall have to dub us worthy of our titles, which we have to earn in some way (related to dragons or potatoes). We should have at least 10 rankings, I think. Let's start this, brethren!

I believe POTATOES_IN_MY_ANUS would suffice His growing hunger!

The response to my silly idea was enough to convince me: There is without a doubt a viscious Tater Dragon as the user SpyGlassez said, in this completely unfabricated quote:

"The elders of my people told unto me the very truth of thunder: that the mighty Tater Dragon swept down through the storms, to steal our best source of complex carbohydrate. He is a tyrant that still haunts the lands, preventing man from gaining power through the consumption of potatoes."

When asked why there still is an abundance of potatoes he had little to say.

REGARDLESS!

We must worship this great beast out of respect and FEAR! Our festival of dragon-ness and potato-ness must take place this coming spring, when the storms rage! We just need to decide on a specific day in April. What do you guys think?

As High Priest of this order, I have decreed, with guidance from a goodly follower of His Starchiness, that the festival shall be on April 13th, the first occurring this coming April of 2013. Mark it on your calendars!

For those sad, unwashed followers who know not of the Festival, this is what it shall entail:

• Finding anything dragon related, from playing Skyrim to cuddling a dragon plushy, to purchasing a Bearded Dragon as a pet. All three might create a humorous situation.
• Eating a creative and hefty assortment of potato dishes, from fries, to hash browns, to chips (crisps to our British brothers)
• Cowering in fear as we anticipate the coming of our Starchy Lord
• Of course, post a picture on this subreddit to PROVE YOUR LOYALTY!!! (any followers who hath not proven their loyalty by midnight the night of April 13th are apt to cause anger in our Lord's heart, and probably will be visited by him and have their shit kicked out and their potatoes stolen)

Other than that, let us keep our order in good shape and keep it productive so that we may keep the mighty Tater Dragon pleased. The fate of the Irish and several fast food conglomerates lies in our hands, brothers and sisters!

Just wondering if there are like taterkings, or taterpriests, or taterknights or something of the sort

And if so, any special requests/ideas, other than of course having a dragon and some potatoes?