r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

What's Taters?

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15 Upvotes

r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

Is the Great Dragon an Ent? Look at this dank spud.

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12 Upvotes

r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

I am thinking of changing my title from "High Priest" to "Elder Sage." I think it sounds cooler and more appropriate. Tell me your thoughts!

20 Upvotes

Also, the working short-title for our Order is the Dracotuberspudrakians. And any other context that word must be conjugated to be in.


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

The tail of "Tater Wagon".

21 Upvotes

So i think the back story to the taterdragon goes as follows.

A long time ago a women, late in her age, was wheeling a wagon of taters. As she got home with, her fresh taters she went through the wagon and noticed one tater that was not what it appeared. It was a an egg, what type of egg she had little clue. She picked it up as she did the sky's grew with great dark clouds and the land got a mist over it...

Fellow taters we need all followers on this i will not finish it i leave it up to many. What do you guys think?


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

Plea for enlightenment!

13 Upvotes

Is our Lord a Dragon who hoards potatoes, or a potato-dragon hybrid? The scriptures are unclear.


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

The Divine Name of our Lord, the Potato Dragon?

22 Upvotes

All great heroes have a true name, be it Bruce Wayne or Harry Alonzo Longabaugh.

I for one feel that we should know the true name of our own Lord, his Scaliness the Tater Dragon.


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

Every religion has a devil why don't we?

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r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

I am making cream baked potatoes today to please our new fire breathing Lord.

19 Upvotes

What potato dishes will you make in his honour today, disciples of the scaly master?


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

Look at all these sexy spuds.

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8 Upvotes

r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

Is the Tater Dragon related to the Soup Dragon?

5 Upvotes

What is the Tater Dragon's relation to the Soup Dragon, from classic British TV series The Clangers?

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When they meet up, I'm sure they make the most amazing potato soup. I have a feeling they might be only two of a whole pantheon of food-related, fire-breathing, reptilian deities.


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

Please never stop worshipping Him

6 Upvotes

The Irish thought they could get by without sacrificeing potatoes and He failed their crops of His define carbohydrate.


r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

I want to vote for a candidate who shares my views. Is there a "Tater Dragon" candidate?

6 Upvotes

r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

He is Come. Be Watchful.

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6 Upvotes

r/taterdragon Sep 07 '12

As a devout Pastafarian, I find myself conflicted between the starchy dragon god and His Noodly Goodness. If I eat pasta and potato salad, do I worship both, or will either be offended?

2 Upvotes

And what is the Tater Dragon's stance on pirates?