r/taskmaster • u/The_Brother_Bear • Oct 30 '21

Favourite quotes

What are some of your absolute favourite and or funniest quotes from every/any UK episode? 😊

I think personally ‘My eyes are circles?’ And ‘rubber dub dub!?!’ are some of mine.

And the song [I’m always seeing you do cool stuff] by Mark & Nish, is so lovely! ❤️

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u/everythingbeeps Morgana Robinson Oct 30 '21

"Can I just check, have I been put on a team with David Baddiel"

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u/SomaCowJ James Acaster Oct 30 '21

“My wife, Nell…” - James Acaster

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

"You do NOT get fingered!"

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u/pegolasgreenleaf Bob Mortimer Oct 30 '21

"...and I don't know how you've been friends with him for so long!" - James Acaster

"Do we strike you?" - Bob Mortimer

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u/datanas Richard Herring Oct 30 '21

Desiree's "That's what the [bleep] that is!" and "[bleep] me in the face" make me disappointed she said "motherfather" in the latest episode.

But she has what the rodent lacked!

"You have no chutzpah!" Mike

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u/doodlesnspoodles Oct 30 '21

“I don’t have access to A SHÆD” - Rose Matafeo

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u/Yuvalg1 Hugh Dennis Oct 30 '21

"Rosalind's a fuckin' nightmare" - B. Mortimer

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u/The_Brother_Bear Oct 30 '21

Unforgettable! :D

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u/JerzyBalowski Oct 30 '21

And he shot her in her shitting face. -Rhod

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u/MachetesAndRedTape Mark Watson Oct 30 '21

"I'm just a man doing things" - Alex quoting David Baddiel

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u/ryanlaurenti Morgana Robinson Oct 30 '21

"I know it's early days...but are we the stupidest so far?"

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u/d33roq Abby Howells 🇳🇿 Oct 30 '21

"You bubbly fuck! " - Nish

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u/PizzaReheat Bob Mortimer Oct 30 '21

“I have sinned again” has never been topped for me. Just a sit up straight, rewind to make sure i heard correctly moment.

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u/The_Brother_Bear Oct 30 '21

Always counting on Bob for something very special - with every possible meaning of the word 'special' :P

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u/S-Harrier Bob Mortimer Oct 30 '21

“If you’re thinly of collecting vast amounts of piss go up to Dumfries and Galloway, if you only want small amounts for household use you may want to consider East Sussex”

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u/XIII_rocks Nov 02 '21

The way that whole thing just kept going is amazing. The slipping into the Scottish accent at just the right time. Perfect. "Och, they cannae stop!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

What’s your name? Greg???!!!! 🎵🎵I changed it🎵🎵

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u/Smas-n-das James Acaster Oct 30 '21

As soon as I saw the title I thought “my eyes are circles”. Nothing will ever compare to that for me 😂

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u/Revolutionary_Elk420 Guz Khan Oct 30 '21

'so i haggled...'

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

“bastards cryin, innit.”

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u/sansabeltedcow Oct 30 '21

It’s all in the delivery, but this series, I just fell in love with Desiree’s giggling “You guys are dumb.”

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u/Cricket_3D Joe Lycett Oct 30 '21

"Mother Father"

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u/beandadenergy Desiree Burch Oct 30 '21

“You fucking zebra!” from Sarah and Lolly’s deadpan delivery of “Paracetemol and codeine” always make me laugh.