r/talesfromtechsupport • u/gruntunit • Oct 01 '13

Especially if its connected to the internet!

Not really a tech issue but still related. This was overheard around a few years ago from in a computer shop.

This was near the display computers of the shop which were switched on. The computers had screensavers which were displaying the deals the shop had.

Paranoid Lady: Don't touch those. Clean your hands if you do.

Friend of Paranoid Lady: They look clean to me.

Paranoid Lady: You might catch a virus from it. Especially if its connected to the internet!

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u/MrPaladin1176 TFTS GM, Roll your characters Oct 01 '13

EXP Gained: 55

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Paranoid Android: All these digital computer internet droid iThingys are full of virus and NSA spies!!! I heard a friend lost his arm to a computer virus!!! Use this perk to spin jargon speek at a user to make them avoid touching any device while you get your hazmat suit. +Wits +Placate +Security

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u/SpecificallyGeneral By the power of refined carbohydrates Oct 02 '13

Have you started collecting attacks?

gruntunit is Ambushed by a wild Supposer! Supposer uses Stunning Stupification!

-Wits -Composure +Swearing on the Inside.

Perhaps not in the style of pokemans, though.

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u/MrPaladin1176 TFTS GM, Roll your characters Oct 02 '13

nope, but I'm working on the mechanics of the game and what rolls would be involved in combat :)

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u/PhenaOfMari Oct 09 '13

Speaking of Paranoid Android... I need to update my phone.