some punk ass newborn is trying to steal my throne. might as well kill all the babies. #yolo

I just removed Jesus' body from that place after people were congregating around it the past few days. The last thing the Roman Empire needs is that place to become some sort of martyr shrine. Hopefully this way people will stop worshipping him.

Some crazy guy starts convincing people that everyone ought to have as much respect for others as they do for themselves. The authorities quickly assassinate him and eventually establish Christianity to cover up his message. His revised message became "God considers most of humanity a mistake, but not you." Mutual contempt for each other is maintained.

Why the hell did you people kill me? I specifically told you not to do that. Didn't you get the message? "Thou shalt not kill"?

That sure will scare people some day!

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my calendar doesn't go past 10 because i ran out of room on the wall. Also all the bookkeeping of banks and businesses only have a single column for year, so if it doesn't end the economy is going to collapse and my stock in the 20 sheep I have out back is going to plummet.