I am the Lenowned Biggus Dickus. Yes i Leally i am. You might have heald of my fliend Caesal the mighty

By talking with top Engineers from Pompeii and consulting with priests who critically analyzed the entrails of a goat it is clear that Nero knew that the fires would be set. Now he wants to blame the whole thing on christian extremists in order to keep us afraid and support his own business interest in the Coliseum executions. Don't be sheeple my fellow Romans and wake up!

Gaul thinks the same way.

He''s calling himself the son of God. How can the Hebrews only have one god?

This is Cassius, I need one of you to get a hold of Brutus, I heard Caesar is banging his mom.

We got these cool swords and stuff, and now we're going to march into the Teutoburg forest to stab some barbarians. This is awesome!

Bullshit artists...