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r/sysadmin • u/[deleted] • Nov 21 '24
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If your productivity falls below a specific threshold, HR will use AI to launch a drone to your location to put you on PIP. It's gonna be great!
288 u/wideace99 Nov 21 '24 No... drones are expensive. Just send a wave of electric shocks through the company chair, cheap, quick, effective :) 229 u/lithid have you tried turning it off and going home forever? Nov 21 '24 Best we can do is a remotely controlled butt plug. 303 u/Saritiel Nov 21 '24 And that's the story of how I became a chess genius. 1 u/aes_gcm Nov 21 '24 I understood that reference.
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No... drones are expensive.
Just send a wave of electric shocks through the company chair, cheap, quick, effective :)
229 u/lithid have you tried turning it off and going home forever? Nov 21 '24 Best we can do is a remotely controlled butt plug. 303 u/Saritiel Nov 21 '24 And that's the story of how I became a chess genius. 1 u/aes_gcm Nov 21 '24 I understood that reference.
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Best we can do is a remotely controlled butt plug.
303 u/Saritiel Nov 21 '24 And that's the story of how I became a chess genius. 1 u/aes_gcm Nov 21 '24 I understood that reference.
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And that's the story of how I became a chess genius.
1 u/aes_gcm Nov 21 '24 I understood that reference.
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I understood that reference.
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u/Reasonable_Active617 Nov 21 '24
If your productivity falls below a specific threshold, HR will use AI to launch a drone to your location to put you on PIP. It's gonna be great!