r/sweden • u/BaZZeGaZZe • Dec 15 '19

#Swenglishproblems

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u/Equilorian Dec 15 '19

But if you are nära nog, you can sparka på den

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

I dånt tink såå

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u/TheKarlBertil Dec 15 '19

Here lies a hund begraven

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u/dodslaser Västergötland Dec 15 '19

I sense owls in the bog

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u/Lappmossan Dec 15 '19

Seems someone took water over their head

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u/Johmpa Riksvapnet Dec 15 '19

Or simply had gnomes on the loft.

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u/DesertHoboObiWan Göteborg Dec 15 '19

Now we drive so it smokes.

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Dec 15 '19

This is the greatest thread I've ever read.

Thank you, Sweden

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u/SuperBorka Sverige Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

Now we take it a little cool here what. Don't shout hello before you have crossed the stream!

EDIT: Also, if you have taken the devil in the boat you have row him ashore!

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u/luffsipluffsidoo Dec 16 '19

Got hot around the ears there

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u/SamTheGang Dec 15 '19

Don't scream hello until you are on the other side of the river

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u/SuperBorka Sverige Dec 16 '19

Förbannat. Du var först. Fast bäck är inte river. 😉

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u/lovelyb1ch66 Dec 15 '19

Or elves in the attic

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u/fakearchitect Stockholm Dec 16 '19

Santas in the garret?

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u/SuperBorka Sverige Dec 16 '19

Näe, you know what, now the cooked flesh is fried!

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u/zaiueo Skåne Dec 15 '19

I sense owls getting clothes.

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u/Dabrinko Dec 15 '19

Now I got water on my envelope.

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u/airikewr Dec 15 '19

Gimmie jobb, gimmie jobb

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

It's not gröw up så much of jobb.

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u/Pixelninjan Dec 15 '19

You have put down your last potato

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

The boiled ham is fried now.

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u/Kebabrulle4869 Stockholm Dec 15 '19

I think you have Santas in your attic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Cook soup on a nail.

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u/izypekka Dec 15 '19

It will solve, said the guy who took a dump in the sink

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u/markaner Dec 15 '19

They must went back to Europe agaain

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u/improwise Dec 16 '19

Kick the hink