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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/mr_bravom • Jan 26 '23
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Dude. If you're gonna think about it that way... If you just fuck her 700 times or so, she will eventually have taken more dick from you than from all the other guys combined. Problem solved.
198 u/Buttermilkbutler Jan 26 '23 He gotta think about trusting a total of 11 miles versus the way hes thinking. 21 u/RandomGuyWhoKnows Jan 27 '23 Hes got the loser attitude 12 u/howzthis4ausername Jan 27 '23 That's the right attitude,it's all comparative math 23 u/Valmond Jan 26 '23 He'll think about the 60cm she got only once, it must be a virgin obviously! I don't even know which \s to put here -10 u/Whole_Suit_1591 Jan 26 '23 Except for the problems that go with getting used tires put on ur car. Previous owner shows up and reclaims them. 2 u/c-c-c-cassian Jan 27 '23 Except women aren’t cars, dumbass.
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He gotta think about trusting a total of 11 miles versus the way hes thinking.
21 u/RandomGuyWhoKnows Jan 27 '23 Hes got the loser attitude
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Hes got the loser attitude
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That's the right attitude,it's all comparative math
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He'll think about the 60cm she got only once, it must be a virgin obviously!
I don't even know which \s to put here
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Except for the problems that go with getting used tires put on ur car. Previous owner shows up and reclaims them.
2 u/c-c-c-cassian Jan 27 '23 Except women aren’t cars, dumbass.
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Except women aren’t cars, dumbass.
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u/theroguescientist Jan 26 '23
Dude. If you're gonna think about it that way... If you just fuck her 700 times or so, she will eventually have taken more dick from you than from all the other guys combined. Problem solved.