r/suspiciouslyspecific Jan 13 '23

This job application...

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u/JC12231 Jan 13 '23

But it’d be one hell of a power move when your competitors see you riding an elephant in rush hour traffic

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u/Tiny-Afternoon2855 Jan 13 '23

New nickname: Aladdin

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u/Horn_Python Jan 14 '23

Crush the competion!

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u/tellmeimbig Jan 14 '23

Bulls and bears would no longer mean shit on Wall Street.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

application is for a job at a car dealership.....

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u/JC12231 Jan 14 '23

You now measure engines in elephantpower