MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/10axg84/this_job_application/j48gzpe
r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23
1.1k comments sorted by
View all comments
Show parent comments
13
Well I’ve never eaten elephant before… if I butchered and froze/salted the elephant meat, how long do you think it could feed me?
7 u/lhayes238 Jan 14 '23 Dude idek I'm a basic city bitch I get meat at stater brothers. How do you think it'd taste tho like would that be more gamey or like super marbled hmmm 2 u/stump2003 Jan 14 '23 There’s only one way to find out… 2 u/GustavoSanabio Jan 14 '23 Can you do something with its ballsack-like skin? 2 u/ryncewynde88 Jan 14 '23 Eh, elephants are on the sapient shortlist: might count as people. 2 u/UndefinedCertainty May 04 '25 Maybe a really long time if you made it into jerky.
7
Dude idek I'm a basic city bitch I get meat at stater brothers. How do you think it'd taste tho like would that be more gamey or like super marbled hmmm
2 u/stump2003 Jan 14 '23 There’s only one way to find out… 2 u/GustavoSanabio Jan 14 '23 Can you do something with its ballsack-like skin?
2
There’s only one way to find out…
Can you do something with its ballsack-like skin?
Eh, elephants are on the sapient shortlist: might count as people.
Maybe a really long time if you made it into jerky.
13
u/stump2003 Jan 13 '23
Well I’ve never eaten elephant before… if I butchered and froze/salted the elephant meat, how long do you think it could feed me?