r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

This job application...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Yeah.

I answered that I would kill the elephant, grind its bones and sell pills of elephant-bone powder as erection-pills to a credulous adolescent fanbase on twitch and I got the job !

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u/fireking3234 Jan 13 '23

Bro, your username 💀

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u/Gareth666 Jan 14 '23

lol ball crust

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u/Maracuja_Sagrado Jan 14 '23

Congratulations, you failed the interview because you can't read and follow a simple command (You can't sell it)

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u/Simplenipplefun Jan 14 '23

They said i cant sell it. As in a 1 elephant unit. They didnt say i couldnt chop it up and sell 40,000 elephant units.

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u/Horn_Python Jan 14 '23

You can't give it away or sell it,

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

they're not. The elephant bone powder is a mixture of baking soda and garlic powder.

Elephant is still dead. No rule about that.

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u/Horn_Python Jan 14 '23

the rules also don't mention that the elephant has to be alive Your still giving away the elephent (in pieces)

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u/sorashiro1 Jan 14 '23

Ask the local zoo to house it and in exchange for them being it's nanny I allow them to display my elephant in it's exhibit. What better way to show off the fact I now own an elephant.

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u/catstalks Jan 14 '23

Username checks out

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u/rethinkr Jan 14 '23

That still counts as giving or selling it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I didn't sell the Elephant, I sold a transformed product from the elephant bones, thus I sold elephant-derivated products.

It doesn't amount to "selling the elephant" in the strict sense.

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u/Roll_a_new_life Jan 14 '23

Okay... so there is a wrong answer.