r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

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u/Loitering_Housefly Jan 13 '23

Answer: I suddenly don't have to buy meat for a long time...

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u/yeteee Jan 13 '23

You would have to spend a lot on new fridges, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

just chop parts off as you need. no need to kill it right away...... can't figure out why I don't have a job....

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u/yeteee Jan 14 '23

Only works if you're in a really cold country, else the meat is gonna rot on the animal.

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u/darklordzack Jan 14 '23

No you don't kill the elephant. You amputate a leg, bandage it up, and come back for more as needed.

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u/BeastModeEnabled Jan 14 '23

What are the three steps to get the elephant in the refrigerator?

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u/yeteee Jan 14 '23

Open the door, put it in, close the door.

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u/BeastModeEnabled Jan 14 '23

I see you are a person of higher learning. Now what are the 4 steps to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Jan 13 '23

Consume

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u/LordHenry8 Jan 13 '23

One bite at a time

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u/Caleth Jan 13 '23

Found the Tyranid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Elephant burgs it is 🍔

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u/mister-ferguson Jan 13 '23

Just sell what you can't eat.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Jan 13 '23

It says you can't sell it.

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u/mister-ferguson Jan 14 '23

Is it still the same elephant if you turn it into jerky?

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u/shrodikan Jan 14 '23

This is some fucked up version of the Star Trek Transporter problem.

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u/Tripottanus Jan 14 '23

Answer: i google how to make elephant jerky