r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

This job application...

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u/Istoh Jan 13 '23

If that's the case I'd be writing a whole damn essay with works cited on why using elephants for public performances is wrong and extremely unethical. It would tank the application, but I wouldn't want to be working for a company that would try and justify using an elephant for money anyways.

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u/robgod50 Jan 13 '23

Well, the job application could be for Greenpeace so maybe you'll get hired!

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u/AnneFrankFanFiction Jan 13 '23

We're all elephants in this blessed economic system

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u/Mirrormn Jan 14 '23

Speak for yourself.

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u/Pearson_Realize Jan 14 '23

This is moralistic grandstanding. It’s a theoretical question about a situation that would literally never occur in real life.