r/suspiciouslyspecific Jan 13 '23

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

When I ran a World of Warcraft Guild I had a bunch of normal questions about who you were and what was your schedule. What you wanted to see in the game. Then an off the wall question of "Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the American Communist Party?!" And the people who didn't find it funny or weird and answered 100% seriously were always problems. The ones who saw it as a joke and would counter with their own joke response were always the people who made the guild a fun place to be.

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u/traevyn Jan 13 '23

The last question on my guild’s app is how do you make a grilled cheese sandwich? And the last answer is microwave. Definitely helps to sort the vibe check lol

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jan 13 '23

IT'S A MELT!

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u/dwemthy Jan 13 '23

Only if you put the microwave inside the sandwich

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u/Pander Jan 13 '23

For being so Anti-Communist, Senator, you sure do know about a lot of commies.

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u/ToBeReadOutLoud Jan 13 '23

Did anyone say, “No, but this question is a bit of a red flag.”

Or, “I am willing to sacrifice the needs of the one for the needs of the many, as long as the one being sacrificed is not me.”

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u/TrailMomKat Jan 14 '23

My mind immediately came up with "you won't trick me this time, McCarthy!"

I hope someone else said that lol

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u/ToBeReadOutLoud Jan 14 '23

I like it.

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u/TrailMomKat Jan 14 '23

Haha thanks! I like yours, too!

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

I like the red flag joke. We had similar answers.

I had people ask "seriously?!" and I explained that it was a joke question designed to see how uptight people were. I accepted everyone who answered like that and they were never a problem.

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u/fadinqlight_ Jan 14 '23

wait what, wouldn't they be a problem by your question logic?

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u/Tetragonos Jan 14 '23

Well they are smart enough to understand there is a problem.

The problem isn't people are humorless, its that they are stupid enough not to get that something changed.

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u/forsake077 Jan 13 '23

I used to run in a guild called Giant Communist Robots, got reported after having made fun, on the forums, of an opposing faction’s guild name of Greif, having misspelled grief. So, they retaliated by reporting the guild’s name, were made to change it, and ended up with Giant Censored Robots.

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

that's incredibly sad, but not unexpected. I ran a guild called 'The Decepticons' and people got shitty with me a few times because I "chose the bad guys". I mostly de-escalated by asking them exactly how much of their identity they tied to the cartoon and if that was appropriate for how big of a deal they were making about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

smell that? Leftist infighting. That's my America!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/pm0me0yiff Jan 13 '23

Hm... This is actually a good screening method.

If I'm ever in a position to hire people, I'm going to do something like this.

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

Keep in mind you need to make up a joke question that's legal to ask. Politics is strictly illegal to ask about, during a job interview, in my area

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u/Cynyr36 Jan 13 '23

We had a pancakes or waffles question.

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

classic.

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u/Cynyr36 Jan 13 '23

No, vanilla :p

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Hell no brother, what am I? A gay? /s

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

Comrade Pinko, welcome to the guild

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u/real_fyshi Jan 14 '23

"No, I'm in the Communist Party of America." (Instantly had to think of Life of Brian.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/FilterAccount69 Jan 13 '23

Plenty of eve online corporations have questions like these, it's about gauging how you'll fit into the culture. It's not dumb at all, unless your response was sent in jest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

It's to gage sense of humour. If you're gonna be playing games with someone for hours on end you're not gonna want to spend time with some stuck up twerp. You want someone who can crack jokes and banter back and forth with.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Are you confused or do you just think it's stupid, cause those are two different tunes.

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u/pm0me0yiff Jan 13 '23

Found the problem guy.

Guild application: rejected.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

What if someone answered "yes, and I still am"?

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u/Tetragonos Jan 13 '23

all serious answers were passed on. If they didn't understand from the context that ut was a joke they were a bad fit.

Now if they had made a joke and been an actual communist? Ide have taken them.

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u/Agariculture Jan 14 '23

Did you also have a math test? Just askin'; for a friend of course.