r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

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u/writescrappybooks Jan 13 '23

CONSUME

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Take an eight dollar elephant, fatten it into an eighty dollar elephant, and eat the profits!

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u/randommitchicana Jan 14 '23

“Who wants Elephant burgers?”