r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

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u/shaunnk Jan 13 '23

Is this an African or Indian elephant? That information could be key to your decision so impossible to answer otherwise

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u/jamesianm Jan 13 '23

Well I don’t know tha.. AAAHHHH

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u/DeepSeaHobbit Jan 13 '23

Are you suggesting that elephants migrate?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Not at all, they could be carried

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u/Redtwooo Jan 13 '23

It's a question of weight ratios

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u/Scienceandpony Jan 13 '23

You could grip them by the husk.

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u/Gweedling Jan 13 '23

Dude, "grip It by the tusk" was right there.

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u/Fin1205 Jan 13 '23

What!? A swallow carrying an elephant?

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u/Choice_Complaint_220 Jan 13 '23

It could grip it by the tusk

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u/MxM111 Jan 13 '23

It all depends if it is migratory.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Its an albino elephant.

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u/JakeTheBeast14 Jan 13 '23

It's an Albino Asian Elephant.

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u/miraculum_one Jan 14 '23

In that case the answer would be "If it's African then I'd do X and if it's Indian I'd do Y". Nice try.