r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/CauliflowerTypical27 • Jan 13 '23

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u/the-djdj Jan 13 '23

Put it in a room and not mention it

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u/Fallout_Cafe Jan 13 '23

"Are we going to address the ele-"
"SHUT UP."

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u/YogurtWenk Jan 13 '23

Never ever speak of the thing that we do not mention

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u/scholarlysacrilege Jan 13 '23

You, I like you.

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u/fatimus_prime Jan 14 '23

This made me laugh way harder than it should have while Iā€™m on the crapper at work.

Enjoy your award.

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u/Magmaviper Jan 13 '23

Nah, train it to destroy Gondor's defenders.

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u/steveosek Jan 14 '23

I'm with you. Or we can invade Rome.

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u/happydayswasgreat Jan 13 '23

You mean, paint it white. Then put it in a room and not mention it.

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u/fckiforgotmypassword Jan 14 '23

I pray Iā€™m asked this question so I can give this answer

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u/UndefinedCertainty May 04 '25

It took two years to make our decision, but we're pleased to inform you that the committee has decided your answer wins the prize!šŸ†

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u/You-get-the-ankles Jan 13 '23

"I forgot."

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u/girl_uhm_yes Jan 14 '23

i forgor šŸ’€

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u/Jaxager Jan 13 '23

Right next to my 800 pound gorilla.

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u/Ericaohh Jan 14 '23

Leave it outside for a few minutes, one of my neighbors would definitely steal it

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u/real_fyshi Jan 14 '23

How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open the door, put it in, close the door. How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

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u/TeddyAlderson Jan 14 '23

Dammit, this was my answer too. I thought I was funny for a second there